David Posted November 29, 2011 Author Share Posted November 29, 2011 418.......... Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 418..........Now I'm gonna have nite mares......... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 417.............. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 416.......... Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 2, 2011 Author Share Posted December 2, 2011 415...............1062 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Hey David,Are you going to be able to hold out 415 more days until we get another just like what we now have ? If Clint Eastwood would run for office I believe i'd vote for him.mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 2, 2011 Author Share Posted December 2, 2011 Hey David,Are you going to be able to hold out 415 more days until we get another just like what we now have ? If Clint Eastwood would run for office I believe i'd vote for him.mike"Just like what we now have" is impossible. He is by every measure the worst in the history of this country. Any one will be better. As for me personally, the scrap value of everything in my yard is equal to about five years of overhead. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I never thought there could be another one... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92709 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I never thought there could be another one... In the movie "Dances With Wolves" Kevin Costner told the Indian Chief as they were smoking the peace pipe, It would be like stars in the sky.mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 3, 2011 Author Share Posted December 3, 2011 414..... When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Barack bitterly said "You'll probably intend to piss on my grave someday." The General replied, "No, Sir, once I'm out of this man's Army, I'm not standing in line for anything ever again!" Tip o'the hat to Jerry1196 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 413.............1226 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-92919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 417.............. From what I can see.... It looks like 5 feet 12 inches..Yup zactly 5 feet 12 inches Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 412..............Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in West Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence..Then Obama said into the microphone, Chrildren, uh, every time I uh, clap my hands together, uh, a, uh, child in America dies from, uh, gun violence."Little Randy Pee, with a proud West Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said, "Well, dummy, stop clapping!" Tip o'the hat to Jimmy.1315 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 411..........1376 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 7, 2011 Author Share Posted December 7, 2011 410...............1445 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 LOL, Very good!mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 And before leaving today for a 17 day vacation in Hawaii, the annoucment was made the we will bail out the European banks and raise the Federal fuel tax 12.7 %. Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 409...............1558 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 9, 2011 Author Share Posted December 9, 2011 Thanks Paul. We'll make that one 408.1618 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Just venting off my "political correctness" before I pop. Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 10, 2011 Author Share Posted December 10, 2011 407........................1686 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 saw a picture of the t-shirt- couldn't resist the rest. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 something everyone can agree on- Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
theakerstwo Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Hey David,Are you going to be able to hold out 415 more days until we get another just like what we now have ? If Clint Eastwood would run for office I believe i'd vote for him.mike Be better than what we have now. Quote glenn akers Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/2/#findComment-93560 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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