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David

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And by doing so,, according to your other post, we would be considered terrorists

WE need a thread on "you know you're a redneck terrorist if"........

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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Hey David, had to add this in. Paul

OBAMA POKER

Played like seven-card stud, but with modifications to mimic real life scenarios and decision-making.

In each round of Obama Poker players can decide to go on "welfare".

"Bleeding Hearts" are always wild.

The game introduces 3 new suits: "Unemployment", "Debt" and "Healthcare"

Each "Fiscal Cycle" the players vote on who gets taxed the most.

Late in the game, a "Lame Duck" card is added. Does it help or hurt you?

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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397 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...............

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Wal mart sells the O doll (it's a doll NOT an action figure) with 2 switches , the 2nd switch is "play golf / go on vacation"

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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How true! The last L.I. Duck farm is on a week to week basis fighting the EPA over what tey call pin point polution from the uneaten feed!!

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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