David Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 THINGS TO SAY TO AN OBAMA VOTER WHO JUST GOT LAID OFF:1. Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn't win. 2. Didn't your lady parts warn you ...this would happen? 3. Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states.4. Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn't that the important thing? 5. I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he'll send you a postcard from Hawaii. 6. Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase. 7. Hey! Now you'll have more time to play with your unicorn. 8. Isn't it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives? 9. Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.10. Forward! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-150960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-150961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-151058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Received this from a friend... A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA,they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thankyou note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that forsome reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and that asshole Obama took $95.00 in taxes. Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-151096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-151680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Jokes on us! I learned today from the ATF investigation in Connecticut that we're Survivalists and potential Terrorists. We meet most of the requirements..Survivalist requirements per HLS and ATFCanned and frozen food CHECKMore than 2 day supply of food CHECKHunt and fish CHECKVegetable Garden CHECKGenerator CHECKDo your own repairs CHECKBunker/ Fallout shelter NOPEATV or 4 X 4 CHECKLie in Rural or semi ruralDomestic Terrorist per HLS and FBIAll of above plusWeapons and ammo CHECKMilitary Combat Veteran CHECKDistrusts Media or Government CHECKSaved the best for last......Christian Male............................. CHECKI guess everybody not on the GIMME list is BAD Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 20, 2012 Author Share Posted December 20, 2012 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Second time name that....see a trend here? Mao got man of the year 54 times.... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 " Mao got man of the year 54 times..."--Because it was either that or death?... Speed . Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawel Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 And whose economy was booming for twenty years now?Well I wish you the American economy can get better soon, too. Have a nice day!Pawel Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnstransport Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Jokes on us! I learned today from the ATF investigation in Connecticut that we're Survivalists and potential Terrorists. We meet most of the requirements..Survivalist requirements per HLS and ATFCanned and frozen food CHECKMore than 2 day supply of food CHECKHunt and fish CHECKVegetable Garden CHECKGenerator CHECKDo your own repairs CHECKBunker/ Fallout shelter NOPEATV or 4 X 4 CHECKLie in Rural or semi ruralDomestic Terrorist per HLS and FBIAll of above plusWeapons and ammo CHECKMilitary Combat Veteran CHECKDistrusts Media or Government CHECKSaved the best for last......Christian Male............................. CHECKI guess everybody not on the GIMME list is BAD20 years ago these were considered part of the moral fiber that made America a great nation. Now it's putting you on the "suspicious" list. . . . might as well include everybody who Pledges the Flag and prays to God an automatic domestic terrorist . . . . . I'm still coping with the direction this country has taken and have a hard time believing it on a day to day basis. . . . . Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I agree,but,you know what? I don't care! They can put me on whatever list they want. I refuse to lower myself to THEIR level just to get along.I may not be able to change the world,but I intend to surround myself with others who live with the beliefs and standards of the way it used to be. At least I can make my little corner a little better. If everyone else does the same,maybe the world can be a little better. Merry Christmas,my friends! 2 Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I agree,but,you know what? I don't care! They can put me on whatever list they want. I refuse to lower myself to THEIR level just to get along.I may not be able to change the world,but I intend to surround myself with others who live with the beliefs and standards of the way it used to be. At least I can make my little corner a little better. If everyone else does the same,maybe the world can be a little better. Merry Christmas,my friends!Good way to be. Don't let the bastar&s win!!!!!!! 1 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I agree,but,you know what? I don't care! They can put me on whatever list they want. I refuse to lower myself to THEIR level just to get along.I may not be able to change the world,but I intend to surround myself with others who live with the beliefs and standards of the way it used to be. At least I can make my little corner a little better. If everyone else does the same,maybe the world can be a little better. Merry Christmas,my friends!DittoBULLHUSK Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I agree,but,you know what? I don't care! They can put me on whatever list they want. I refuse to lower myself to THEIR level just to get along.I may not be able to change the world,but I intend to surround myself with others who live with the beliefs and standards of the way it used to be. At least I can make my little corner a little better. If everyone else does the same,maybe the world can be a little better. Merry Christmas,my friends!Same here! well said!............................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 The new meaning of "WORDS"Obstructing Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Security"Lying to Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Transparency"Giving Taxpayer Money to America’s Enemies Makes Good SenseMarines and Soldiers who Cannot Not Shoot Back will Win the BattleObama Control of All Foods Gives Americans the Choice they DeserveNASA Will Teleport into space through the Arabian DesertReleasing all US Nuclear Secrets to America’s Enemies is TransparencyDestroying Small Business is Double Plus GoodAny Surviving Small Business Shall be Controlled at the Oval OfficeRefusing FOIA Requests Makes "Openess"Obama Censorship in America is the new "Transparency"Taxing Those Daring Opposing Views is Fairness (Doctrine)All Freed terrorists deserve Immediate Welfare, healthcare, college, and taxpayer funded IVFCriminal Illegal Aliens Before American Veterans for Health CareCriminal Illegal Aliens Before American Children for CollegeObamaCARE's installed Neoslavery is FreedomMedical Records Held by the State and the Czars Constitutes 'Privacy'Rationing Healthcare and Displacing Doctors and Nurses Creates JobsMissing Nuclear Weapon Computers Constitues 'Security'Two-tiered Tax and HealthCARE Systems favoring Politicians is obviously FairEliminating US Military Capacity Makes for Increased Esteem and StrengthEvery Freed, Armed Terrorist Makes for Improved American SafetyGiving the Moslem Brotherhood Control of US Nukes is the DNC/Obama GoalEverything still is “Bush’s Fault”Competition is EvilWar is Peace (*)Freedom is Slavery (*)Ignorance is Strength (*)* Thanks to George Orwells Animal Farm Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 The new meaning of "WORDS"Obstructing Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Security"Lying to Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Transparency"Giving Taxpayer Money to America’s Enemies Makes Good SenseMarines and Soldiers who Cannot Not Shoot Back will Win the BattleObama Control of All Foods Gives Americans the Choice they DeserveNASA Will Teleport into space through the Arabian DesertReleasing all US Nuclear Secrets to America’s Enemies is TransparencyDestroying Small Business is Double Plus GoodAny Surviving Small Business Shall be Controlled at the Oval OfficeRefusing FOIA Requests Makes "Openess"Obama Censorship in America is the new "Transparency"Taxing Those Daring Opposing Views is Fairness (Doctrine)All Freed terrorists deserve Immediate Welfare, healthcare, college, and taxpayer funded IVFCriminal Illegal Aliens Before American Veterans for Health CareCriminal Illegal Aliens Before American Children for CollegeObamaCARE's installed Neoslavery is FreedomMedical Records Held by the State and the Czars Constitutes 'Privacy'Rationing Healthcare and Displacing Doctors and Nurses Creates JobsMissing Nuclear Weapon Computers Constitues 'Security'Two-tiered Tax and HealthCARE Systems favoring Politicians is obviously FairEliminating US Military Capacity Makes for Increased Esteem and StrengthEvery Freed, Armed Terrorist Makes for Improved American SafetyGiving the Moslem Brotherhood Control of US Nukes is the DNC/Obama GoalEverything still is “Bush’s Fault”Competition is EvilWar is Peace (*)Freedom is Slavery (*)Ignorance is Strength (*)* Thanks to George Orwells Animal Farmobama-pot1.jpgClearly a bunch of Fargon Iceholes in DC and they should all have there Bells in a sling, starting with our fearless leaderBULLHUSK 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I was gonna say our "fearless leader" didn't have any bells,but after all he's done to blatantly assault our US Constitution,it's clear he has big brass ones. We need to hand 'em back to him in a velvet sack... Speed 1 Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-152914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 The President on vacation in Hawaii, sends his Holiday Message to America on the budget and to the troops headed to Africa to "fight" Al-quida as we cut military spending.... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-153022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 The President on vacation in Hawaii, sends his Holiday Message to America on the budget and to the troops headed to Africa to "fight" Al-quida as we cut military spending....Obama giving finger.jpgI only wish he was usin his other four fingers and was wavin goodby to us Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-153044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I think that picture pretty much sums up his feelings on blue-collar working Americans....................................Mark 1 Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-153045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I think that picture pretty much sums up his feelings on blue-collar working Americans....................................MarkI think that picture pretty much sums up his feelings on any law abiding and working TRUE American! God bless and help us! 2 Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-153047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I wish I could tke credit for finding the official Christmas photo, but I received it in the Christmas message from my V.V.A. post commander today. Paul Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-153074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 you better not work.you better not try.you better not earn.I’m telling you why.Obama Claus is coming to town.he sees you when you’re building.he wants what you all make.he’ll tell the 47 per cent.that being rich is a mistake.oh you better not work.you better not try.you better not earn.I’m telling you why.Obama Claus is coming to town.he’ll tell you to be thankful.to bow down and give thanks.or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.to get your thinking “straight”.oh you better not work.you better not try.you better not earn.I’m telling you why.Obama Claus is coming to town.he’ll give you a free cell phone.say Obamacare is great.he’ll tell you being a success.is something you should hate.oh you better not work.you better not try.you better not earn.I’m telling you why.Obama Claus is coming to town Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-153255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt3138 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 tshirt...........if i can get it loaded. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/33/#findComment-153293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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