David Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 316 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR".................9114 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
theakerstwo Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The Dead DonkeyBarack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road,they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffledwith a big grin on his face.'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Obama.The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his bestbottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughtermade love to me.''What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass. Quote glenn akers Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 11, 2012 Author Share Posted March 11, 2012 The Dead DonkeyBarack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road,they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffledwith a big grin on his face.'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Obama.The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his bestbottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughtermade love to me.''What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.Thanks Theakerstwo. 315 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR". Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 314 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9277 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 317 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR".................9034You realize the boy has a plan to pave every highway wiyh panels made to be driven on? Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 Ah oh, You said "boy". Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Ah oh, You said "boy".Oh my... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 313 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9372 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I still can't get over that bull&^$#the President of the USA should bow to no oneSince the 1850's, in thanks for living in a great country, six generations of Backer's went off and did their duty and some got killed to help earn that right - same thing all across this country, then he just gave it away in four years. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-106990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 312 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9469 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-107232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 311 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9534 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-107520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 310 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9596 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-107770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 17, 2012 Author Share Posted March 17, 2012 309 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................Another ass covered in green..................Just not the one you were expecting.9650 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-108053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 18, 2012 Author Share Posted March 18, 2012 308 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9722 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-108420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 307 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9809 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-108720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 20, 2012 Author Share Posted March 20, 2012 306 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9896 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-108976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 305 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................9967 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-109148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 304 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"................... Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-109352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 23, 2012 Author Share Posted March 23, 2012 303 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................10078 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-109523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 24, 2012 Author Share Posted March 24, 2012 302 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................10133 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-109832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 25, 2012 Author Share Posted March 25, 2012 301 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................10184 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-110136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 26, 2012 Author Share Posted March 26, 2012 300 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................10293 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-110339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
theakerstwo Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a63_1332796727So whats he telling him?What does this mean? Quote glenn akers Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-110521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 http://www.liveleak....=a63_1332796727So whats he telling him?What does this mean?He's saying just be patient with the lip service and rhetoric he gives the American People and the rest of the world until his reelection. Then screw everyone, he can do what ever he wants because he doesn't need to worry about votes. Like turning down the Keystone pipeline now to pander to the enviromentalist while telling the unions to wait until after the election then he can approve it and they have the jobs building it. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-110527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 299 days until January 20, 2013. "The end of an ERROR"...................10354 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/page/9/#findComment-110528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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