other dog Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 here's some from "one quick beer"-what, that's not funny?..never mind then, I thought they were funny. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I like em'! especially the balcony!................................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysm35a2 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 It is awsome, told her not to wear the shirt though. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 "Momma" always has air freshener by the bedside cause I fart in bed quite often. She has yet to spray me with freshener, it's usually either the fire extinguisher, wasp spray, or "409". This is of course once she escapes from the "Dutch Oven".Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 "Momma" always has air freshener by the bedside cause I fart in bed quite often. She has yet to spray me with freshener, it's usually either the fire extinguisher, wasp spray, or "409". This is of course once she escapes from the "Dutch Oven".Rob Dutch oven can be a terrible thing,especially should you get caught by "friendly fire"..............................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysm35a2 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You guys are funny! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 "Momma" always has air freshener by the bedside cause I fart in bed quite often. She has yet to spray me with freshener, it's usually either the fire extinguisher, wasp spray, or "409". This is of course once she escapes from the "Dutch Oven".RobTry the "turbo" version...raise your knees to build a "tent" with the sheets...cut one loose (try not to soil yourself)...let it permeate for a minute, then holding the covers tightly below your neck, lower your legs...your sleeping partner will get a turbo shot! 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Try the "turbo" version...raise your knees to build a "tent" with the sheets...cut one loose (try not to soil yourself)...let it permeate for a minute, then holding the covers tightly below your neck, lower your legs...your sleeping partner will get a turbo shot!I did that about 20 years ago so she is much wiser, (and meaner) with retaliation now. If I even think of raising my knees, I get a foot to the ribs on very short order.We have had plastic liners on the mattress for several years now cause since my 20's I tend to leak a little fluid from one of my orifices while sleeping. Even I don't know which one is going to leak but it really depends on what I've eaten, or drank in the past couple of hours before drifting off to sleep. Due to being tired of listening to "Momma" bitch about all my underwear being stained, I quit wearing them. Now "Momma" never has worn any and she, (in retaliation) went to fart in bed, rolled over on her side, proceeded to let loose and I swear she impacted me with an airborne chilli bean! Then she laughed and told me to clean up the mess.The nerve of that woman sometimes.But, I still love her.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenGiant2 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 my eyes are watering and my gut is hurting after reading that.gg2 Quote We the unwilling, Lead by the unqualified, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 rob that just aint rite. but verrrrrrrrrrrrry funny. good thing she didnt aim at your face Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 can we get back to the "balcony" or "tee shirt? Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 rob that just aint rite. but verrrrrrrrrrrrry funny. good thing she didnt aim at your faceFunny?????Why that is just one of the "Rob & Momma" venues of everyday life.It is difficult, and entertaining at times.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollweevil Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 "Momma" always has air freshener by the bedside cause I fart in bed quite often. She has yet to spray me with freshener, it's usually either the fire extinguisher, wasp spray, or "409". This is of course once she escapes from the "Dutch Oven".Rob As a young man, one of my co-workers confided to me that he had just gone through a divorce. When I asked him why, he told me that it came about because he had farted in bed and held the covers over his wife's head. Well it didn't work for me, and just as soon as I could see a little out of one eye, I went back to work and told him so. As a side note, don't try that shit with a woman that can bench press 400 lbs. 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I don't believe I have seen any women that could bench press anything. Infact all the women I work around can't lift a finger to do anything. They just belch out commands all day. I like what OJ said about women. I Quote: Can't live with them, Can't shoot 'em/mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I don't believe I have seen any women that could bench press anything. Infact all the women I work around can't lift a finger to do anything. They just belch out commands all day. I like what OJ said about women. I Quote: Can't live with them, Can't shoot 'em/mikeYou haven't met "Momma" yet. Don't know how much weight she can bench press but I can tell you in one of her fits of rage with ole Rob over a Mack purchase instead of diapers when the kids was young, she is pretty damned strong. We got locked up together for fighting in public and she almost had my face pushed though the cell bars before the county mounty on duty clubbed her with his night stick.Saved my life he did. Never thought I'd be grateful to the cops but I have a couple soft spots in the sides of my head for him. "Momma" put them there.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Momma an me are laughing so hard I can barely type!!!!!!!!!! To funny with the bean. Momma farted on me one day when I was half under the dash board.....I bidded my time. When I got a chance to retaliate I let one go..... learned something......Amazing how fast a hot lump gets cold..... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted November 26, 2011 Author Share Posted November 26, 2011 I don't believe I have seen any women that could bench press anything. Infact all the women I work around can't lift a finger to do anything. They just belch out commands all day. I like what OJ said about women. I Quote: Can't live with them, Can't shoot 'em/mikeYou just need to read this 14 volume set of books Mike. Rob did, and look at how well him and "momma" get along now. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted November 26, 2011 Author Share Posted November 26, 2011 This made me think of Rowdy Rebel...he takes a little different approach. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollweevil Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 This made me think of Rowdy Rebel...he takes a little different approach. Needs more tape, you can still see her. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-91999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 This made me think of Rowdy Rebel...he takes a little different approach.Yeah but now you have eliminated 50% of the reasons we keep them around!! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21700-random-funny-pics-of-the-day/#findComment-92000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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