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From an older friend whom picks up younger women:


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I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought "These Taser guns are well worth the money."

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Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

wonder if they will work on a gorilla going through menopause? randyp

Aloe-Vera in the right places will take care of that Randy. Be generous.

Rob

Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

wonder if they will work on a gorilla going through menopause? randyp

Just gotta be careful with the voltage setting,too little,she'll just get pissed off! too much,you run the risk of blowing her ass out! (think Capt. Kirk).........................Mark

Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate.

wonder if they will work on a gorilla going through menopause? randyp

LOL.....randy I believe you are hitting on a touchy subject. The gorilla has to be worn out by now. If only I had Tom's painting ability's, I would show you how two guys are wareing out that gorilla.

mike

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