other dog Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 This is from an e-mail sent by a friend in Australia-While walking along the cliffs to the entrance of Mooloolaba harbour on Sunday morning I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the cliffs and fall into the Pacific Ocean.He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed Brisbane Police and the Federal Police.It is now 4 p.m.., he has drowned, and neither authority has yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21771-another-joke-of-the-day/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underdog Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 At least with the extra ballast the carcass will not drift from the scene and the authorities won't waste too many resources on the recovery.Burial at sea much like his hero OSAMA.Gregg Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21771-another-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 One well placed shot on that floating carcass and wont need to recover body, guess them 72 virgins will reassemble him,,,randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21771-another-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 that was very clever.lol.bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21771-another-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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