hatcity Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Beer, Fishing, Golf and SexTo further your education, just so you know!A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?""No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied."Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked."No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.""Will you spend this on greens' fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!""Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked."What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man."Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex." Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I've never played golf and haven't been fishing in years... the others- well, never mind. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I'll give up my beer when they pry it from my cold dead hands!.....or somethin' like that......................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Always knew I was a saint. I don't do none of that.Some by choice; some by mandate.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 I drink me a lil of summa that beer, love to pull catfishes in the boat, and as a young teenager, used to drive out on lonely golf course at night and fornicate like a tomcat, thas bout all I know bout golf, am a big fan of the "hole in one". randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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