leversole Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Guess that's alright less'n you enjoy wnk of the "Brown Eye" stew.RobI don't mind wading in a muddy river but I won;t drink from it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I don't mind wading in a muddy river but I won;t drink from it!!! LMAO! ats a good one!.................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 LMAO! ats a good one!.................................MarkI was typing another funny one, had to blot out most the letters in a few of the words, then remembered recent events and decided to keep it to myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 I don't mind wading in a muddy river but I won;t drink from it!!!Would you go swimming up the Colonel Korn River?Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Would you go swimming up the Colonel Korn River?RobSounds Fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 What if it smells like asparagus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 What if it smells like asparagus?That's some nasty smellin shit right there now buddy.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 That's some nasty smellin shit right there now buddy.RobIf I just eat a bite of that stuff, about an hour later my pee will foul the whole house up. It is about like having green peppers on a pizza - it contaminates the whole thing. One of my kids tried to do a science project on how fast the smell will appear after I eat it, but my blushing bride put a stop to it - I think she was afraid I would start refusing to bathe and take up weighing my fingernail and toenail clippings.David in Missouri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 lets just hope she aint been eatin boiled eggs, fried cabbage, and drinkin beer at the same time and lets a good one go about the time you pucker up to kiss. that combo could potentily have a place in the military for nerve gas or something. but there are a couple of friends on here that would pay it no mind being that they like to expeariment with animals and such...joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 lets just hope she aint been eatin boiled eggs, fried cabbage, and drinkin beer at the same time and lets a good one go about the time you pucker up to kiss. that combo could potentily have a place in the military for nerve gas or something. but there are a couple of friends on here that would pay it no mind being that they like to expeariment with animals and such...joeMe an ole randyp done passed the experimenting stage. We are nothing but serious now. Hell, randyp don't even need a gas mask no more.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Yeah, its like putting your nose to the wind and smelling one in "heat" a mile off randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 i can do that with the wife when i walk in the house she is so full of it that i can tell you what room shes in by the degree of stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 When we first got married, I bought my blushing bride a big assed bottle of White Linen smell pretty perfume. I have gotten her one every year for Christmas for the last 18 years. I have yet to have her smell bad. I sometimes rub around on her bath towel it smells so damn good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 she takes a bath she is just full of crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Ever since we ran a pump down to the pond and got runnin' water in the house, I jus can't keep her out of the tub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 that reminds me of what i used to tell people in atlanta when i lived there for all of 2 weeks. they like to make fun of us hillbillys and some of the guys i worked with used to ask if we even had running water. i would tell them yes we had running water we had 2 creeks out in the yard and we got the drinkin,cookin,and bathin water from one and we built the out house over the other one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Thats funny - we had a friend that went to Boston for a week and he told a bunch of folks there that he just could not wait to get home because they were installing electric lights in his house. They believed it and he never told them he was kidding. MIssouri and Kentucky are just fly over country to a lot of folks anyway.I had a great aunt and uncle that never installed a bathroom in their house. They did have water at the kitchen sink, but when they died in the 70's they still believed there was nothing nastier than doing your business inside the house - when you think about it, they had a point.They also still used a wood cookstove. We used to go visit and stop by the store and take store bought bread with us. We would trade it loaf for loaf for her homemade bread out of that wood cookstove - I KNOW we got the better end of the deal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 ill guarntee you got thebetter deal when we get back into the depression to where it was in the 30s all of the big city folks can make fun of all of the hillbillys they want but we will see who starves and who dont . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I make sure that every year my three sons all remember how to skin a buck and run a jug line in the river just in case the world goes to pieces (plus it is funner than hell)My blushing bride thinks I am crazy (I am), but every year I also make sure I have a big ol' bag of garden seeds in the freezer for the next year in case you can't buy 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 well, hadnt thought bout that Rob, since you mentioned it, i went and looked. Looks like I got a whole bunch missing. I dont think they allow you as many as they used to in this new format. Your name was even gone from mine, and Other Dogs too. Yall dint "dump"me did you? LOL,,,Oh well, I will get over it,,(with a lil counseling maybe),,,randypI went and checked too, I got 2 pages of friends, I guess that's all I had at first. I didn't dump you yet Randy. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Is that Jennifer wit dem banana ti##ies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Is that hair or just a shadow down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Dem aint Ti##ies! DEEZ is Ti##ies!............................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 looks like shes got beach balls there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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