Rob Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, Owned 2 Chryslers, and Voted for Obama." Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysm35a2 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Well, she got the job anyway.First day, she had to drive over to one of the groves. Unknown to her, the Florida sugar sand would cause a problem. 1 Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 Well, she got the job anyway.First day, she had to drive over to one of the groves. Unknown to her, the Florida sugar sand would cause a problem.I'll bet if she gets that "sugar sand" into her panties, a whole different female disposition will come forth.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 if she gets that sand in her panties ill get it out for her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Well, she got the job anyway.First day, she had to drive over to one of the groves. Unknown to her, the Florida sugar sand would cause a problem.That's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. Totally ridiculous- she should know better than to wear those shoes to the lemon grove. She did a pretty good job on everything else though except a loose fitting tank top would be better than the long sleeves. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 What i'd like to know is how Rob knew she had on panties that day? I would have had to check for those garments.mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 yes,,,i would hire her...bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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