fxfymn Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Subject: Government Job InterviewA guy goes to the government to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes,caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points forme to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. Youcan start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?""This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours,we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in forthat." 2 Quote Money, sex, and fire; everybody thinks everyone else is getting more than they are! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/22884-government-job-interview/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusW Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 HAHA, good one Quote -Thad What America needs is less bull and more Bulldog! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/22884-government-job-interview/#findComment-99870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 The reason I have a government job. I lied when telling them a land mine blew my balls off. If they only knew......Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/22884-government-job-interview/#findComment-99872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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