fxfymn Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:Dump the male flight attendants.No one wanted them in the first place.Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!What the hell!!They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,thus saving even more money.Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?Why do I still have to do everything myself?Sincerely,Bill Clinton 2 Quote Money, sex, and fire; everybody thinks everyone else is getting more than they are! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23058-problem-solved/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23058-problem-solved/#findComment-100918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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