Would You Re-Marry?

[fxfymn]

Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed

reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get

married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Oh, sh*t."

[bulldog man]

LMAO Just another reason why im single .. I Anit gonna get trapped that easy .

[mowerman]

hehehe,,,that was pretty good,,and i didnt see that coming...thanks bob

[mike69mackman]

i should try that on my wife