Red Rover Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 I love to turn on the CB when I have someone riding with me, and after a few minutes of listening to drivers bitch about Atlanta traffic, I key up and say " I have my small children in the car and I wish you truckers would stop using so much profanity" just to listen to the colorful responses. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-105966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 My Granddad cussed like a sailor (because he literally was) and I truly believe if someone didnt speak english and listened to a tape of him cussin' they would've thought it was poetry since if flowed together so fast and fluently. Besides I can distinctly remember sitting on top of the headache rack of the dumptruck in the shop with my brother listening very attentively to every cuss word that dad and granpa said while working on something and having a discussion (a VERY quiet one) with my brother about what we thought each word was or meant. I turned out fine. Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-105976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 7, 2012 Author Share Posted March 7, 2012 I thort this twaz a family friendly 4MI can also swear like a trooper when the need arisesRob wont make a good proffesional truck drivera truck driver needs a cool head, go with the blows, just like dealing with the cops or DOTSorry sir....Yes sir.... No Sir... Sorry SirHe has admiited its his fault n should suffer the consequences (wash diesel off vehicle n Road or a cop fine wotever)th@ diesel on the road can now lead to slippery conditions when it rains n cause an accidentif the Admin of this BB haz any gonads he should now delete all profanity or remove all this postjist my 2 cents worthcya§wishyI assume you will be saying prayers to forgive, help, and correct my soul for it's mortal deficiencies lest I offend someone with my conveyance of verbiage choice(s)? Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-105998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Moderators!Where did my "OH POO" post go? Oh! double Poo !! Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog man Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Professor told me...."Profanity is the effort of a weak mind to express itself forcefully". Since When does it take a College Degree To drive a so 1 Asshole can look another asshole on the hood ?? If thats the case i got my college degree @ the college of hard knocks . My Granddad cussed like a sailor (because he literally was) and I truly believe if someone didnt speak english and listened to a tape of him cussin' they would've thought it was poetry since if flowed together so fast and fluently. Besides I can distinctly remember sitting on top of the headache rack of the dumptruck in the shop with my brother listening very attentively to every cuss word that dad and granpa said while working on something and having a discussion (a VERY quiet one) with my brother about what we thought each word was or meant. I turned out fine. Same Way w/ my granddad & great uncle & my granddad' s farm crew & Excavating crew . every other word was 4 letters esp when working a piece of Farm or Heavy Equipment or 1 of the trucks in the shop . & i turned out fine also To Our Young friend Vinny i apollogize if i offend you my young friend . I Have a BAD HABIT Of speaking my mind !! ANYBODY ELSE Who is Offended by my use of choice Words CAN KISS MY WHITE SOUTHERN COUNTRY ASS !!! Like i said i speak my mind . 1 Quote You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 ...so what exactly makes a dirty word dirty? Isn't it just a bunch of letters strung together? For example, why is "shit" a foul word that offends some, but "poop", "crap", "turd", etc. are all OK to use? Don't they all mean the same damn thing?They are just words. What is so offensive about them? 1 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 ...so what exactly makes a dirty word dirty? Isn't it just a bunch of letters strung together? For example, why is "shit" a foul word that offends some, but "poop", "crap", "turd", etc. are all OK to use? Don't they all mean the same damn thing?They are just words. What is so offensive about them?I was just about post to something similar. Who decided that shit was a bad word but poop is acceptable. Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 I was just about post to something similar. Who decided that shit was a bad word but poop is acceptable.The FCC did! (Shit, Piss, Fart, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits) Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
E9V8 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 The FCC did! (Shit, Piss, Fart, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits)Man I miss George Carlin! Quote TerryJulian, PA Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 The FCC did! (Shit, Piss, Fart, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits)Ah yes. I forgot about "The Magnificent Seven!" Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog man Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Man I miss George Carlin!Ya me too Terry , You & leversole have reminds me of George Carlin's : 7 words you cant say on TV . LOLLater yall Quote You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 The FCC did! (Shit, Piss, Fart, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits)They fall under that heading of "Fuckin Assholes".Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
storkmack Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I had a modern liturature class in high school. The teacher told the the class that Fart Humour was not funny. I told her that, maybe the problem is that you just don't get it. -Brad Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Man I miss George Carlin!We caught his show years ago in Columbia, Mo. My stomach still hurts from all the laughing! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Im old, kinda slight built and mostly humped over a lil from hard work and bad back, mostly even tempered, but i speak soflty and carry a large "tire thumper", piece of steel cable with a big lead ball on end. Its legal and will not hesitate to check the "air pressure" of some hot headed sumbitch who wants to gnaw a chunk of my old ass off. Dont much stomach some sumbitch wanting to treat me disrespectful. Wont tolerate it, will discuss anything with anybody, just be civil bout it. randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 The FCC did! (Shit, Piss, Fart, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits)Lays had tits removed when they came out with Corn Tits, Cheese Tits, Tater Tits and Garlic Tits.... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 For years around here if something is good it's "Tits"!Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Lays had tits removed when they came out with Corn Tits, Cheese Tits, Tater Tits and Garlic Tits....Heh Heh, he said Lays. Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 ...so what exactly makes a dirty word dirty? Isn't it just a bunch of letters strung together? For example, why is "shit" a foul word that offends some, but "poop", "crap", "turd", etc. are all OK to use? Don't they all mean the same damn thing?They are just words. What is so offensive about them?I read somewhere that shit derived from a shipping acronym from the 17th century. when manure was either cleaned up or shipped (not sure which maybe both) below the decks it had to be off of the floor so it couldnt get wet. The story I read said when the manure got wet it could put off enough methane that when a poor sailor with a lantern went below the deck could cause an explosion. Sooo every crate of manure had the acronym S.H.I.T. (Ship High In Transit) on it. Fuck I heard once was also an acronym of a crime (I think) Fornicating Under Carnal Knowledge. Dont know if either of these is true but they make a fun story about some of our favorite four letter words. Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I read somewhere that shit derived from a shipping acronym from the 17th century. when manure was either cleaned up or shipped (not sure which maybe both) below the decks it had to be off of the floor so it couldnt get wet. The story I read said when the manure got wet it could put off enough methane that when a poor sailor with a lantern went below the deck could cause an explosion. Sooo every crate of manure had the acronym S.H.I.T. (Ship High In Transit) on it. Fuck I heard once was also an acronym of a crime (I think) Fornicating Under Carnal Knowledge. Dont know if either of these is true but they make a fun story about some of our favorite four letter words.Who says you need to go to school - you get a good ed-you-kay-shun right here - language arts (origin of words), agriculture (manure), history (17th century life), nautical studies(ships), crime scene investigation(legal terminology), chemistry (methane), anatomy(Fornication)On second thought - Vinny, don't listen or take to heart ANYTHING you read on here. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Since When does it take a College Degree To drive a so 1 Asshole can look another asshole on the hood ?? If thats the case i got my college degree @ the college of hard knocks . Same Way w/ my granddad & great uncle & my granddad' s farm crew & Excavating crew . every other word was 4 letters esp when working a piece of Farm or Heavy Equipment or 1 of the trucks in the shop . & i turned out fine also To Our Young friend Vinny i apollogize if i offend you my young friend . I Have a BAD HABIT Of speaking my mind !! ANYBODY ELSE Who is Offended by my use of choice Words CAN KISS MY WHITE SOUTHERN COUNTRY ASS !!! Like i said i speak my mind . Amen brother! (bulldog man) Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Amen brother! (bulldog man)i was literally standing on my chair cheering him on as I was reading that. Then I got to the "KISS MY WHITE SOUTHERN COUNTRY ASS" comment and passed out.Bulldog's bad habit is speaking his mind, my bad habit is that I visualize everything I read. Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106341 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 i was literally standing on my chair cheering him on as I was reading that. Then I got to the "KISS MY WHITE SOUTHERN COUNTRY ASS" comment and passed out.Bulldog's bad habit is speaking his mind, my bad habit is that I visualize everything I read.Don't do your cheer in rooms with ceiling fans, and don't read Dr. Seuss - I would hate to visualize those books everytime I read them, at least while sober. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 Don't do your cheer in rooms with ceiling fans, and don't read Dr. Seuss - I would hate to visualize those books everytime I read them, at least while sober.And leave the Batman cape off when cheering around a ceiling fan.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Don't do your cheer in rooms with ceiling fans, and don't read Dr. Seuss - I would hate to visualize those books everytime I read them, at least while sober.And leave the Batman cape off when cheering around a ceiling fan.RobI suspect the two of you have been peeking in my windows but hey, I'm cool with that. I do need to make a few corrections, however.1.The book titled "Green Eggs and Ham" is one of my Wife's cookbooks.2. That's a Superman cape, not a Batman cape.3. That's not a ceiling fan, it's a standard light fixture that is barely hanging on by the wires. When I want to circulate the air, I turn it clockwise several times until the wires almost break, and just let it go.I've enclosed a picture of my house to help you out. On the 2nd floor, 15th window from the left, is where I watch fish porno between Midnight and 2am (sometimes I "finish" well before 2 am). Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/23609-guess-i-fucked-up/page/3/#findComment-106517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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