Rob Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 There I was - sitting at the bar staring at my drink - when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.""This is the worst day of my life," I say."I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.""So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve - and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!But hell, enough about me... how are you doing?" 2 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaacertainly didnt expect that...good one man.bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkobes43 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 LOL That was awesome! Quote "Nothing Breaks Wind Like A Bulldog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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