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Two Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one moose.

The hunters strongly objected saying, ''last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same plane as yours.''

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by the other bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Yanush and Stashek surived the crash.

After climbing out of the weckage,Yanush asked Stashek ''Any idea where we are??''......

Stashek replied, ''I THINK WE'RE PRETTY CLOSE TO WHERE WE CRASHED LAST YEAR!!!''

Gotta be related to me somehow.

Rob

Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

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Ernie, Didn't see that comming. How's the foot doing?

It freakin hurttts, thank GOD for Percocet's!! I just got off of them from my other freakin shit and now this!! I go to my Doc. tomorrow and maybe by next Monday I'll be in a boot. This hard cast is a real pain in the foot!!

Thank you for askin Dave

Ernie DS

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Thats a good one Ernie! glad to hear you're on the mend,how long you gonna be layed-up?.........................................Mark

Mark,

Next Wed. I get the cast off and they give me one of those boots that I'll have to use in the day time but I could take it off at night. I'll have the boot for 2 weeks, for a totel of 5 weeks in some kind of cast!!

Ernie DS

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Two Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness. One morning they walked down to the stream a little ways from camp and saw a huge grizzly about 50 yards downstream.The angry bear immediately charged.

"Run!" Yanush shouted to Stashek. Instead Stashek sat down on a rock, pulled a pair of sneakers out of his backpack, and started to put them on.

Yanush said "run you idiot, we've got to make it to the trees- you can't outrun a grizzly, even with those sneakers on!"

Stashek said "I know - i've only got to out run you".

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