Popular Post bullhusk Posted March 12, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2012 Two Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big moose.As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one moose.The hunters strongly objected saying, ''last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same plane as yours.''Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by the other bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Yanush and Stashek surived the crash.After climbing out of the weckage,Yanush asked Stashek ''Any idea where we are??''......Stashek replied, ''I THINK WE'RE PRETTY CLOSE TO WHERE WE CRASHED LAST YEAR!!!'' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Two Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big moose.As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one moose.The hunters strongly objected saying, ''last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same plane as yours.''Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by the other bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Yanush and Stashek surived the crash.After climbing out of the weckage,Yanush asked Stashek ''Any idea where we are??''......Stashek replied, ''I THINK WE'RE PRETTY CLOSE TO WHERE WE CRASHED LAST YEAR!!!''Gotta be related to me somehow.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Ernie, Didn't see that comming. How's the foot doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 Ernie, Didn't see that comming. How's the foot doing?It freakin hurttts, thank GOD for Percocet's!! I just got off of them from my other freakin shit and now this!! I go to my Doc. tomorrow and maybe by next Monday I'll be in a boot. This hard cast is a real pain in the foot!!Thank you for askin DaveErnie DS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Thats a good one Ernie! glad to hear you're on the mend,how long you gonna be layed-up?.........................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 Thats a good one Ernie! glad to hear you're on the mend,how long you gonna be layed-up?.........................................MarkMark, Next Wed. I get the cast off and they give me one of those boots that I'll have to use in the day time but I could take it off at night. I'll have the boot for 2 weeks, for a totel of 5 weeks in some kind of cast!!Ernie DS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Take a photo of it, post it on here, we will all sign it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 Take a photo of it, post it on here, we will all sign it! I could do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Two Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness. One morning they walked down to the stream a little ways from camp and saw a huge grizzly about 50 yards downstream.The angry bear immediately charged."Run!" Yanush shouted to Stashek. Instead Stashek sat down on a rock, pulled a pair of sneakers out of his backpack, and started to put them on.Yanush said "run you idiot, we've got to make it to the trees- you can't outrun a grizzly, even with those sneakers on!"Stashek said "I know - i've only got to out run you". Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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