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MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a Assisted Living home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Andrea asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Andrea..

'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Andrea, I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.

'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Andrea, 'you did tell me that,

but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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Funny, but what catagory does this fall under on a Mack Trucks website?

Ben

Odds and Ends where the topics do not have to necessarily pertain to trucks.

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:pat: Funny, but what catagory does this fall under on a Mack Trucks website?

Ben

This one-

Odds and Ends

This forum is for non-truck related topics. Talk about interesting web sites, current events, tell jokes, post funny photos...etc

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This one-

Odds and Ends

This forum is for non-truck related topics. Talk about interesting web sites, current events, tell jokes, post funny photos...etc

Oh yeah - the web sites on here are supposed to be interesting, the events are supposed to be current, the photos and jokes are supposed to be funny - okay now we will start that up

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Oh yeah - the web sites on here are supposed to be interesting, the events are supposed to be current, the photos and jokes are supposed to be funny - okay now we will start that up

Yeah, I've had to go to the ATHS to see any funny shit.

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