hatcity Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 MY PRIVATE PART DIED An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a Assisted Living home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Andrea asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Andrea.. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Andrea, I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. 'Yes,' said Nurse Andrea, 'you did tell me that,but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' 2 Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Funny, but what catagory does this fall under on a Mack Trucks website?Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/#findComment-109471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Great. LOL Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/#findComment-109472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Funny, but what catagory does this fall under on a Mack Trucks website?BenOdds and Ends where the topics do not have to necessarily pertain to trucks. Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/#findComment-109473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Odds and Ends where the topics do not have to necessarily pertain to trucks. Well, this definately fits that criteria.Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/#findComment-109476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Hey Ben I sent you a pm. Click on the envolope in the top right corner. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/#findComment-109477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Funny, but what catagory does this fall under on a Mack Trucks website?BenThis one-Odds and EndsThis forum is for non-truck related topics. Talk about interesting web sites, current events, tell jokes, post funny photos...etc Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/#findComment-109629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 This one-Odds and EndsThis forum is for non-truck related topics. Talk about interesting web sites, current events, tell jokes, post funny photos...etcOh yeah - the web sites on here are supposed to be interesting, the events are supposed to be current, the photos and jokes are supposed to be funny - okay now we will start that up Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/#findComment-109636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Oh yeah - the web sites on here are supposed to be interesting, the events are supposed to be current, the photos and jokes are supposed to be funny - okay now we will start that upYeah, I've had to go to the ATHS to see any funny shit.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24041-my-private-part-died/#findComment-109639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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