Rob Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black beltin karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 uncle rob, that was a pretty good joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 that was excellant,,,ill take the middle one...bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Well Uncle Rob, I've already heard that joke before a couple times, so it wasn't terribly funny for me. But that picture is very entertaining.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Well Uncle Rob, I've already heard that joke before a couple times, so it wasn't terribly funny for me. But that picture is very entertaining.Benuh oh ben.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black beltin karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.Rob, Can you post that joke again, I didn't get the first time?? Thanks Stanley Dumbroski 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 Rob, Can you post that joke again, I didn't get the first time??ThanksStanley DumbroskiSure thing Stanley. This is a link to the original posting. Hope you don't get lost along the way: http://www.bigmacktrucks.com/index.php?/topic/24109-blonde-biker-bar-joke/page__fromsearch__1Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Is that supposed to be a pollack joke? I'm half polish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 Is that supposed to be a pollack joke? I'm half polish.I don't think so. The gents last name starts with "dumb".Uncle Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Ha ha very funny uncle rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Sure thing Stanley. This is a link to the original posting. Hope you don't get lost along the way: http://www.bigmacktr...__fromsearch__1RobI still don't get it?? I think I'll call my brother Teddy for help, I hate to keep botherin him !! I mean just last week I picked up my new Chrysler Town an Country and he helped me take it out of the wooden crate, WOW a lota work!!.......(ta tell ya the truth I think it looked better in the crate!!)Thanks Stash Dum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 I still don't get it?? I think I'll call my brother Teddy for help, I hate to keep botherin him !! I mean just last week I picked up my new Chrysler Town an Country and he helped me take it out of the wooden crate, WOW a lota work!!.......(ta tell ya the truth I think it looked better in the crate!!)Thanks Stash Dum.Is this Stash with the rash running low on cash so gave the accelerator a mash to make a mad dash eliminating the valve lash just before the crash?Shit boy, I ain't seen you in a coons age! How's your sis "Slimey Sally"? She still seein "Drippin George"?Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Is this Stash with the rash running low on cash so gave the accelerator a mash to make a mad dash eliminating the valve lash just before the crash?Shit boy, I ain't seen you in a coons age! How's your sis "Slimey Sally"? She still seein "Drippin George"?Rob Ya It's me!!! I just got out of the wit-ness pre-tek-shun program with the feds!! oboy was that tuff, goin around with a funny name like louie, an livin out in the country an stuff!! I just couldn't wait till it was over!!... BUT I'M A FREE MAN NOW!!!!!!ThanksLouie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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