Olivetroad Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 "Gimme a chocolate cone!" demands Other Dog as he walks into an ice cream parlor."We're all out of chocolate," says the counterman.Then I'll take chocolate in a cup with chocolate sauce and...""Sorry.""Chocolate and vanilla combo?"The counterman sighs."Sir, do you see the 'straw' in strawberry?'"Yes.""Do you see the 'van' in vanilla?""Sure."Do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?""There's no 'frick' in chocolate.""That's what I keep telling you!"Read it out loud if you have to...................... 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 all i can say is,,,(I DONT BELIEVE TOU COUNTERMAN,,,GIVE ME CHOCOLATE)...bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 How about vanilla with some hot sauce? Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 How about vanilla with some hot sauce? - as in warm chocolate or spicy tabasco?My middle son barbequed up some tube steak (hot dogs) last night - rolled them all in sauce and for his older brother, he also rolled one first in McIlhenny hot sauce. He was wishing he had some vanilla ice cream right after he took a big bite!I had to punish him in front of the rest of the crowd, but afterwards I gave him as much of a congrats as a dad can give in that situation - good thinkin' kid! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Know'n O-dog, I would assume tabasco or hotter!! Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I was able to understand it by moving my lips as I was reading. Will we find out if he gets any chocolate in Part 2?I love a good cliffhanger. Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Don't you know you are not supposed to feed chocolate to dogs? makes em sick or sumpin Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Don't you know you are not supposed to feed chocolate to dogs? makes em sick or sumpinThat shouldn't be a problem since there's NO FRICK IN CHOCOLATE! Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 That shouldn't be a problem since there's NO FRICK IN CHOCOLATE!I changed to the real "F" word and have been telling that joke all day!!! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post other dog Posted March 29, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2012 Cletus and Olivetroad...Cletus is passing by Olivetroad's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Olive doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Olive ?" "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Olivetroad ."But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor" 5 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 I didn't do that - no one saw me do that - no one was around when I did that! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110828 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I didn't do that - no one saw me do that - no one was around when I did that!My camera was there and what it captured will be held for the amount of ransome consisting of one "Caldwell" lifting beam.The video left me wondering "why the hell would anybody do that shit"????Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-110856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Cletus and Olivetroad...Cletus is passing by Olivetroad's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Olive doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Olive ?""Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Olivetroad ."But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor"excellant.lol.bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-111151 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortstack Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 We should all be proud we have such talent on here! Just hope Cletus and Olive don't get to drinkin'. Trey Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-111308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 We should all be proud we have such talent on here! Just hope Cletus and Olive don't get to drinkin'. TreyEspecially if we get to drinkin' BBQ sauce Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-111319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Especially if we get to drinkin' BBQ sauceCheap buzz, no alcohol breath. Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-111402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 You know - I can't stand that stuff. I love sippin whiskey - I used to put away that crap Old Crow like it was iced tea. And I love BBQ sauce. But I can't stand to have them mixed.I have to admit that I am kind of hard to buy a gift for, so folks buy me those little sets of that Whiskey BBQ sauce crap all the time -------- thanks. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24125-ice-cream-for-otherdog/#findComment-111441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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