Popular Post David Posted April 1, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2012 Things you will never hear a southerner say1. When I retire, I'm movin' north. 2. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 3. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 4. Duct tape won't fix that. 5. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken 6. We don't keep firearms in this house. 7. You can't feed that to the dog. 8. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 9. Wrestling is fake. 10. We're vegetarians. 11. Do you think my gut is too big? 12. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.. 13. Honey, we don't need another dog. 14. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 15. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 17. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 18. Trim the fat off that steak. 19. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 20. The tires on that truck are too big. 21. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE. 22. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 23. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 24. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 25. Checkmate 26. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 27. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 28. I don't have a favorite college team. 29. You Guys. 30. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae. 31. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to re-elect OBAMA 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 AMEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 excellent! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Rider Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 NO SH!T :loldude: :notworthy: Quote #1 on A-model registryIf I drink because of work, why can't I drink at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 you forgot. im tired of drinking i think ill go to bed before i get too wild 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Northern city boy: I think I will get a second home in the countrySouthern country boy: I think I will get a second home in the cityWhich one of these statements is real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 As a displaced "yankee" living in the south,i'll prolly just go ahead an keep my mouth shut! LOL!....................................Mark 1 Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I wish some Northeners would move down here. The more Yankees, the better. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 As a displaced "yankee" living in the south,i'll prolly just go ahead an keep my mouth shut! LOL!....................................MarkYup Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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