fxfymn Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 RODEO SEXTwo Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sexpositions.One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.""I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy,"what is it?""Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands andwhisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds." 2 Quote Money, sex, and fire; everybody thinks everyone else is getting more than they are! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Thats funny!! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I always heard that you grab a tit with one hand, put your other in the air and whisper in her ear, "You're the worst fuck I've ever had". Then try to stay on for eight seconds.Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I always heard that you grab a tit with one hand, put your other in the air and whisper in her ear, "You're the worst fuck I've ever had". Then try to stay on for eight seconds.RobHa ha ha ha ha!!!! Thats funny Uncle Rob. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I always heard that you grab a tit with one hand, put your other in the air and whisper in her ear, "You're the worst fuck I've ever had". Then try to stay on for eight seconds.RobNow Rob,.......how do you manage that trek with momma always on top?mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Now Rob,.......how do you manage that trek with momma always on top?mikeUmmmmm..... I shouldnt be looking at this topic, should I? Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Ummmmm..... I shouldnt be looking at this topic, should I?Honestly Vinny! Someday you are going to wonder who said it, but girls will get you into more trouble than you can get out of. It will be easier to concentrate on trucks than the other. But it's best when you don't concentrate on anything TOOOOO MUCH, TOOOOO LONG. Just ask Rob who's tha Boss in his family. MOMMA IS, i've seen it in every family that i've had any contact with.OVER & OUTmike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Honestly Vinny! Someday you are going to wonder who said it, but girls will get you into more trouble than you can get out of. It will be easier to concentrate on trucks than the other. But it's best when you don't concentrate on anything TOOOOO MUCH, TOOOOO LONG. Just ask Rob who's tha Boss in his family. MOMMA IS, i've seen it in every family that i've had any contact with.OVER & OUTmikeSure thing Mike. Some drunk guy had a pair of brush cutters and said he was goona cut my weener off now so it wont get me in trouble. I was like 6 years old. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Honestly Vinny! Someday you are going to wonder who said it, but girls will get you into more trouble than you can get out of. It will be easier to concentrate on trucks than the other. But it's best when you don't concentrate on anything TOOOOO MUCH, TOOOOO LONG. Just ask Rob who's tha Boss in his family. MOMMA IS, i've seen it in every family that i've had any contact with.OVER & OUTmikeHey - I resemble that statement! I will have you know that I wear the pants in this family!but she tells me which pair to put on Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Hey - I resemble that statement! I will have you know that I wear the pants in this family! but she tells me which pair to put on Yes but have you ever been victim to the trendy catchphrase: "Get down on your knees and lick my ass slave"!Ahhh, just one of the joys of having a 300# leather clad, whip weilding, domineering spouse.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Yes but have you ever been victim to the trendy catchphrase: "Get down on your knees and lick my ass slave"!Ahhh, just one of the joys of having a 300# leather clad, whip weilding, domineering spouse.RobAhhh - that is a big NO!The only ass licking going on around here is between the blushing bride's two bassett hounds. They are HER dogs. I own only animals you can either eat or sell. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Yes but have you ever been victim to the trendy catchphrase: "Get down on your knees and lick my ass slave"!Ahhh, just one of the joys of having a 300# leather clad, whip weilding, domineering spouse.Rob Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 ewwwwww Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Dammit! now why'd ya have to go and do that? may just lose my dinner now!....................i can't stand that pumpkin headed idiot!.......................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Dammit! now why'd ya have to go and do that? may just lose my dinner now!....................i can't stand that pumpkin headed bitch!.......................................Markme neither!..now I have to counter attack Ed's bad picture with his good one- again. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 That picture is just OK otherdog. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 That picture is just OK otherdog.she's hot! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 she's hot!Id have to see the front of her. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 She might be a butterface! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 There went breakfast. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 She might be a butterface!i'll beautify her some. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 i'll beautify her some.What happened to the standby old grocery bag?Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 I thought it was safe to look on here again - wrong. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 this is even better. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 your too young for ladies vinnie,,,,but when your old enough.....woohooo you will know lol.bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24363-rodeo-sex/#findComment-112962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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