41chevy Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Well, tried that with the mrs!! The end result was I've tried steak, flowers , perfume and candy....but she still won't come out from under the porch..... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 What happened to the standby old grocery bag?Rob Bought to say there ain't no shame to my game. If the body is smokin I'd of hit it. They make a light switch for faces like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauthpk Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Vinny- you'll be posting vides in a couple of years but they won't be of your u model. Just remember to tape over the flashing red light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 342 views, 28 replies, and the only like is from a 12 year old.Our work here is done. 2 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Racer Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 The version I heard went like this...Mount her from behind, hold on to her hips real tight then tell her "your sister likes it like this too" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 The version I heard went like this...Mount her from behind, hold on to her hips real tight then tell her "your sister likes it like this too" Lmao and hold on for the ride 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 me and my wife used to have rodeo sex but now we have verbal sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 342 views, 28 replies, and the only like is from a 12 year old.Our work here is done.What? I didnt find it appealing, and I would never do that, it was just funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Verbal sex for me and mine too...when we meet in the hallway, I say "Blow Me", and she says "F*ck You"! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Verbal sex for me and mine too...when we meet in the hallway, I say "Blow Me", and she says "F*ck You"!ummmm, that was scary when I heard that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Verbal sex for me and mine too...when we meet in the hallway, I say "Blow Me", and she says "F*ck You"!Thats the only oral sex I get Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Oh wow, this topic is getting scarier.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Thats the only oral sex I getAt that rate only your ears get sore.Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauthpk Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 What happened to the standby old grocery bag?RobGrocery bag? I would need a stainless steel rubber, pint of moon shine, an extremely dark room and two grocery bags just in case one breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Can someone get Vinny lined up with ms. butterworth?mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Can someone get Vinny lined up with ms. butterworth?mikeDon't wash the bottle first as it's "sweeter" that way.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 She's got "stack" for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 She's got "stack" for you!Sure looks stacked.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 I'm not replying on this topic anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 She's got "stack" for you!Is that Mrs. B or Aunt Jemima? I'm gonna check next time at the grocery store to see if the PC Police have pressured the makers into making some modifications to their characters.Some people still have a sense of humor: Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Is that Mrs. B or Aunt Jemima? I'm gonna check next time at the grocery store to see if the PC Police have pressured the makers into making some modifications to their characters.Some people still have a sense of humor:LMAO! i agree! believe it or not,my mom has boycotted "Aunt Jemima" products for years,ever since they changed their logo,she says the product is just not the same,and will NOT allow anything with the "new" logo in her pantry!..........................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 I'm not replying on this topic anymore.yes you will- this doesn't even belong here, should be in Antiques and Classics, but i'll put these U-model pictures here instead just to see what happens. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Aww Geez, Posting "U" model photos in a sex oriented thread you are gonna make the boy go blind on short order and he'll never be able to further his ambitions.Take a look at photo number seven. Looks like that truck is trying to roll over on it's own without being piloted at all. Lucky that semi trailer is attached and at an acute angle or it would certainly have gone over.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Aww Geez, Posting "U" model photos in a sex oriented thread you are gonna make the boy go blind on short order and he'll never be able to further his ambitions.Take a look at photo number seven. Looks like that truck is trying to roll over on it's own without being piloted at all. Lucky that semi trailer is attached and at an acute angle or it would certainly have gone over.RobOr he'll get hairy palms,Carpul tunnel, and need thick glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Don't forget the onslaught of girfriends he would have; you know, Rosie Palm, and her five sisters.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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