other dog Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest tits. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 We will need pics of all three. Just to see if he made the right choice Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 this is them- 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 The one in the middle is the best bet. They are probably real and the trucks, jeans, and boots put her over the top. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Then he married the one with the biggest tits. HA!!!!!!! I was just flipping thinking that would happen when I read the title of this thread!!! HA!!!! He might have made a good choice, but what if she is a butterface? Ewww. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I would take the middle one, but she's leaning on a Toyota. There's a girl in one of my 4-H clubs that likes to argue with me about whether GMC's are better Chevy Trucks. I like that girl. But GMC's are better.Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Dodge Ben. Dodge. MOPAR or no car!!! 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Ditchkus Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 A GMC is only a Chevy with lock washers. Joe D. 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Dodge Ben. Dodge. MOPAR or no car!!!Well you see Cousin Vinny, Dodges are better than Fords, But Generous Motors gives it all. Then you go put a pickup bed on an R model and whoop them all. There was a guy at Macungie last year that did that.Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 A GMC is only a Chevy with lock washers. Joe D.NOT TRUE!!!! I have a 1954 GMC and the only thing it has in common with a '54 Chevy is the glass and tin. Everything else is different. The Motor, Transmission, Rear Axle, Interior, Grille, Trim, EVERYTHING. Even the steering column is different.Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 for the most part they are the same except the grill and emblems they are made on the same line. thats why its a tie with which one is the best. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 for the most part they are the same except the grill and emblems they are made on the same line. thats why its a tie with which one is the best.For the ones '70's and newer, Yes. But for older ones, they're like Mack and Volvo.Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Yes...middle one gets my vote. TOYOTA - who are they? As for Generous Motors (alias Government Motors)....they fell out of favor. The only new pickup brand that gets my vote is FORD. 1960s and 1970s MOPARs rule. 1 Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Cousin Ben, were you at Macungie last year? Cause I was. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 HA!!!!!!! I was just flipping thinking that would happen when I read the title of this thread!!! HA!!!! He might have made a good choice, but what if she is a butterface? Ewww.If she's butterface, I'll wipe my toast on her. If she's a buttface, there's a makeover kit available at a store near you. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Cousin Ben, were you at Macungie last year? Cause I was.Yea, just on Friday though.Cousin Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Yea, just on Friday though.Cousin BenI prolly saw you then. Last year was my first year going. I was there all weekend with my Papa. It was super fun!!! Nana didnt want to go look at old trucks. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114841 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 A GMC is only a Chevy with lock washers. Joe D.Bwahhahahahahahahhaaaaaa!!! That's perfect!!!! Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 If she's butterface, I'll wipe my toast on her. If she's a buttface, there's a makeover kit available at a store near you.No, I meant butterface. That is when a girl is hot except for her face. Get it? But-er'-face, like everythings good but her face. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 STAY ON TOPIC Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 No, I meant butterface. That is when a girl is hot except for her face. Get it? But-er'-face, like everythings good but her face.Clever. I never heard that one before. I know some that are the opposite, her face is beautiful, but her body is horrible.Cousin Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114857 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 No, I meant butterface. That is when a girl is hot except for her face. Get it? But-er'-face, like everythings good but her face.Got it. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Ok guys. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Clever. I never heard that one before. I know some that are the opposite, her face is beautiful, but her body is horrible.Cousin BenThose are known as car-head hotties - you think baby gots it going on when you see her driving. But then ALL of her gets out of the car and you see what is really happening. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauthpk Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Those are known as car-head hotties - you think baby gots it going on when you see her driving. But then ALL of her gets out of the car and you see what is really happening.That happened to me once. There was this super cute chick who worked down the road a ways and would wave and smile at me all the time. So one day I foolishly asked one of the guys I worked with to check her out as she got out of the car. Holy Shit!!!!! She had to go an easy 275-300lbs. I never heard the end of it. That girls personality on a hot chicks body would ave been the perfect match. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/24539-choosing-a-wife/#findComment-114873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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