Joe Ditchkus Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 If they told them to Haul Ass they would have to make 2 trips. Joe D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 WHAT.........A SHISHKABOB on steroids!!!! Don't let Rob see this. mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Otherdog, if I were you and I saw her walking in I would have hauled ass outa there when I saw her. The only thing good was that she was driving a MOPAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 Otherdog, if I were you and I saw her walking in I would have hauled ass outa there when I saw her. The only thing good was that she was driving a MOPAR.I tried to let her down easy. I was just glad none of our other drivers were there, I would have never heard the end of it. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I tried to let her down easy. I was just glad none of our other drivers were there, I would have never heard the end of it.Yeah, your coworkers are not as compassionate as us. We're just gonna forget about the "Uhrichsville Incident". Yep....... Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Then DO NOT look at these!!!!Thanks alot, I think I'm going to have nightmares now.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Several months later, Tom (Other Dog) had a lay over for his next load. Had an 11 o'clock appointment, so decided to grab a few beers. Went over to the local tavern. After a few cold ones, a lady came over and began talking to him. Time was lost and when Tom woke up the next morning, his only thought was "WOW! thats what the deal is with cougars" But he couldn't remember much about her. She wore glasses and had somewhat short hair. No name, no recollection of much else, but he knew he had a great time.About a week later, he got an e-mail. "thanks, Cub. thats how a peter should be built. see ya next time you're in town............................ Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I dont think I even have to run the numbers to know the modulus of elasticity has been maximized on that top! Those things look like they could hit the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 If she removed her top, she would be flat chested. I wonder if her neck and shoulders hurt holding them up? Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lmackattack Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 My girl just cought me reading this thread......................Thanks guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Alright, I had to cure this downhill spiral, after almost dying from horror.Here's a nice Chevy C70 to look at:That will help me sleep better tonight, after last nights terible nightmares.Ben 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 HA!!!!!!! I was just flipping thinking that would happen when I read the title of this thread!!! HA!!!! He might have made a good choice, but what if she is a butterface? Ewww.IF she is a butter face Vinny there is a saying that you will learn in college and it holds true, "Beautiness is only a light switch away". 1 Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Those are known as car-head hotties - you think baby gots it going on when you see her driving. But then ALL of her gets out of the car and you see what is really happening.Also known as a 50 yarder, looks good at 50 yards and things go down from there the closer you get. Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyGunner Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Several months later, Tom (Other Dog) had a lay over for his next load. Had an 11 o'clock appointment, so decided to grab a few beers. Went over to the local tavern. After a few cold ones, a lady came over and began talking to him. Time was lost and when Tom woke up the next morning, his only thought was "WOW! thats what the deal is with cougars" But he couldn't remember much about her. She wore glasses and had somewhat short hair. No name, no recollection of much else, but he knew he had a great time.About a week later, he got an e-mail. "thanks, Cub. thats how a peter should be built. see ya next time you're in town............................This is what my grandfather explained to me as a ""Wonder" which according to his definition was "a woman who could throw her right tit over her left shoulder and squirt milk in her ass". I am still trying to put it all together but keep getting lost in the morbid details provided by him. 1 Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAYCO Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 The middle one gets my vote as far as pickups i'll keep my super duty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Cousin Ben, there shouldn't be a Chevy there!!! MACK OR DODGE/MOPAR!!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Cousin Ben, there shouldn't be a Chevy there!!! MACK OR DODGE/MOPAR!!!! LOLI wish it was a GMC.Cousin Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 My girl just cought me reading this thread......................Thanks guys You can borrow my excuse:"Honest Honey, I didn't click on that site. How could I?, my hands were in my pants the whole time! Must be a pop-up window or sumthin' " 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 2 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 :clap: Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 Several months later, Tom (Other Dog) had a lay over for his next load. Had an 11 o'clock appointment, so decided to grab a few beers. Went over to the local tavern. After a few cold ones, a lady came over and began talking to him. Time was lost and when Tom woke up the next morning, his only thought was "WOW! thats what the deal is with cougars" But he couldn't remember much about her. She wore glasses and had somewhat short hair. No name, no recollection of much else, but he knew he had a great time.About a week later, he got an e-mail. "thanks, Cub. thats how a peter should be built. see ya next time you're in town............................Compared to the never to be mentioned again "Uhrichsville incident" she would be considered pretty hot. I prolly woulda hit that in 1983. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Compared to the never to be mentioned again "Uhrichsville incident" she would be considered pretty hot. I prolly woulda hit that in 1983.I would like to offer my belated condolences to you and your self respect. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 WHAT.........A SHISHKABOB on steroids!!!! Don't let Rob see this. mikeDamned tongue won't stay in my mouth!!!Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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