Popular Post Rob Posted May 10, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted May 10, 2012 As most of you know I work for the Federal Aviation Administration. What many of you may not know is how closely I work with the Transportation Safety Administration whom look after the safety of the flying public.As a reminder of the great and essential job these folks do and perform, I have decided to publish some data findings to offer for public reassurance.Keep in mind these findings are from January 2012:January 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:Terrorists Discovered: 0Transvestites: 133Hernias: 1,485Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172Enlarged Prostates: 8,249Breast Implants: 59,350Natural Blondes: 3It was also discovered 535 congressional representatives had no balls. As a result,politicians have the lowest rate of testicular cancer in the world.Doing my part to ensure your safety with your flying experience.Rob 3 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
theakerstwo Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 there is nothing there that i didnt suspect already. Quote glenn akers Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I'm due for a physical. What's your schedule look like? Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 I'm due for a physical. What's your schedule look like?I'm down on supplies right now. With all those political passengers riding on taxpayer's expense we depleted the nationwide supplies of rubber gloves as we certainly didn't want to "catch something".We are currently negotiating with "Trojan Man" for an emergency fullfillment order. If this is an emergency, we do have an allocated stash that is made in China we could use on you, I suppose.I'll keep you posted.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118703 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I have had none of these experiences while at the airport. I guess I miss all the excitement. Only excitement I have had and it happened only once is a boy filling my plane and overran the fuel down the wings.He is no longer employed at this airport.mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I'm down on supplies right now. With all those political passengers riding on taxpayer's expense we depleted the nationwide supplies of rubber gloves as we certainly didn't want to "catch something".We are currently negotiating with "Trojan Man" for an emergency fullfillment order. If this is an emergency, we do have an allocated stash that is made in China we could use on you, I suppose.I'll keep you posted.RobAre these the "Trojan Ribbed Gloves?" randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 Are these the "Trojan Ribbed Gloves?" randypNo, just prelubricated. Wouldn't want to cause injury you know.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 No, just prelubricated. Wouldn't want to cause injury you know.RobLubed with pj or the other for the politicians?mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 Lubed with pj or the other for the politicians?mikeWe like to be fair in these things and leave the choice up to the examinee.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 FAIR...........LOL.........is that a word anylonger. They can still use that for political gain? mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 We like to be fair in these things and leave the choice up to the examinee.RobI prefer mines to be dipped in a barrel of 5th. wheel grease first. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 I prefer mines to be dipped in a barrel of 5th. wheel grease first.Alrighty then. We do have a guy with giant thumbs for guys like you.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Blaylock Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Rob have you ever been to the airport in Carmi Il while carrying out your duties for the FAA? Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Now wait a minute, I didn't say nuthin' about some oaf with oversized fingers- we're talking normal sized appendages here! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 Rob have you ever been to the airport in Carmi Il while carrying out your duties for the FAA?Once Brian but it has been 20+ years ago. I really don't work south of Springfield any longer unless somebody is really "stumped" with a problem.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 Now wait a minute, I didn't say nuthin' about some oaf with oversized fingers- we're talking normal sized appendages here!Ya got nuthin to worry about unless you feel his hands on both shoulders while being examined for anything concealed.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118959 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 No, just prelubricated. Wouldn't want to cause injury you know.RobMuch obliged. I have no problem taking one (or two) for the team. There are and always will be radicals passing through our airports with intent to cause harm. I credit the security teams at airlines such as JetBlue for keeping our country safe and sound.http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2012/05/jetblue-removes-toddler-in-no-fly-list-error/ Quote Jim Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Blaylock Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 That's too bad I was hoping you would be down this way sometime and we could meet for some cheese fries somewhere Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Blaylock Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 That's too bad I was hoping you would be down this way sometime and we could meet for some cheese fries somewhere Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 That's too bad I was hoping you would be down this way sometime and we could meet for some cheese fries somewhereThanks. About as far south as I get anymore is Effingham as I have in law family in that area. We will be there over the holiday at the end of the month. How far are you from there?Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Much obliged. I have no problem taking one (or two) for the team. There are and always will be radicals passing through our airports with intent to cause harm. I credit the security teams at airlines such as JetBlue for keeping our country safe and sound.http://abcnews.go.co...fly-list-error/If momma had not been wearing a rag on her head, I bet they would have let the little terrorist baby on the plane? Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Blaylock Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 About 75 miles from here to Effingham Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-118990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Ya got nuthin to worry about unless you feel his hands on both shoulders while being examined for anything concealed.RobWorst dentist i ever encountered!.............................Mark 1 Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25044-airport-screening/#findComment-119002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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