Rob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I was actually thinking she'd be a good companion for Vinny. That old lopsided rig would handle like a Corvette with her riding shotgun.BenIf you had a mile to get up to 25mph, it could be thoroughly tested too.Proud of ya son!Uncle Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I was actually thinking she'd be a good companion for Vinny. That old lopsided rig would handle like a Corvette with her riding shotgun.BenI can go to bed now, I have heard the funniest shit ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Here we see a U-model counterweight?...............................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 Just wait till he see's this, he'll be all salty.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Here we see a U-model counterweight?...............................................MarkIn regards to my earlier post: Don't pull the plug and squeeze her hips cause you will see what can be interpreted as mayonaise leaking until overcome by the stench. Sorta like a combination of beer farts and rotten eggs.Uhhh Mark, think I'm gonna go after you again.........Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Glad ya had a good time Ben, but always remember, If you keep a limber timber, you'll never be beat.mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I was actually thinking she'd be a good companion for Vinny. That old lopsided rig would handle like a Corvette with her riding shotgun.BenLMAO that was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 In regards to my earlier post: Don't pull the plug and squeeze her hips cause you will see what can be interpreted as mayonaise leaking until overcome by the stench. Sorta like a combination of beer farts and rotten eggs.RobHOLY SHIT! LMAO!!!! just spit pepsi all over damn computer screen! Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 In regards to my earlier post: Don't pull the plug and squeeze her hips cause you will see what can be interpreted as mayonaise leaking until overcome by the stench. Sorta like a combination of beer farts and rotten eggs.Uhhh Mark, think I'm gonna go after you again.........RobOhhh I think I'm gonna barf and laugh at the same time......If it smells like fish and tastes like chicken, yer in the right place- keep on lickin'!!!!!!!!!! Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 HOLY SHIT! LMAO!!!! just spit pepsi all over damn computer screen!Just think of all this crazy bullshit Vinny is missing.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 you guys are all a bad influence on me......... Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 Just think of all this crazy bullshit Vinny is missing.RobI wonder what he's doing? He's missing all the destructiveness and regurgitation.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 you guys are all a bad influence on me.........Look what you all have done to me!! Shit all I wanted to do was grow up in the commune and play with my yo yo.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I wonder what he's doing? He's missing all the destructiveness and regurgitation.BenRight about now he's making a long list............and talking to U ey Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 I'm still young yet.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Look what you all have done to me!! Shit all I wanted to do was grow up in the commune and play with my yo yo.RobFOR SHAME! you should follow my example,lead a good,clean,healthy mormon life, ALLWAYS attend church every sunday,ALLWAYS tell the truth,NO lying,swearing OR "hooters".................you all should be ashamed of yourselves! Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 FOR SHAME! you should follow my example,lead a good,clean,healthy mormon life, ALLWAYS attend church every sunday,ALLWAYS tell the truth,NO lying,swearing OR "hooters".................you all should be ashamed of yourselves!As a member of the New Reformed Orthodox Amish Drive in Church I am speechless..... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 We were talking about fat girls and U models, I go out to check on my sisters for one minute, I come back and you guys are talking about churches.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 We were talking about fat girls and U models, I go out to check on my sisters for one minute, I come back and you guys are talking about churches.BenBlatant reformation taking place. We see the err of our ways and are in the throes of begging forgiveness.Yeah, Right.Uncle Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Anyway, so I start dancing with her (Amber) and pretty much everybody there was dancing with sombody else there, which was good. Except for one girl who was taking pictures of all the couples that were dancing. This girl just so happened to be Victoria, the most attractive girl in Westmoreland County 4-H.She was standing there looking dissapointed about not having a partner. Amber saw this and said "Here, Victoria, dance with Ben" and stepped away. I thought "Yes! This is awesome! How great!" I held my arms out, ready for the best, (third) slow dance I ever did.Unfortunately for me, some things are too good to be true. She says "No, that's okay, you can have him" and she walks away.Bummer.BenThat bitch! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Nawww, she'll end up with a nice husband and family someday. Victoria's is a really nice girl. I think she would have danced with me, but she didn't want Amber to be that fat, ugly girl with nobody to dance with.BenShe's such a nice girl to do that for Amber! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 She's such a nice girl to do that for Amber!And foolish!My nephew comes from close to the same loins as I, and look how exempIary I turned out.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 The 4-H newsletter is gonna have a prom special.On the cover is Ben with a ham hock in each hand.Other pics will show Amber,eyes closed loving it as ben griiiinds on Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 FOR SHAME! you should follow my example,lead a good,clean,healthy mormon life, ALLWAYS attend church every sunday,ALLWAYS tell the truth,NO lying,swearing OR "hooters".................you all should be ashamed of yourselves!Yes, go to the Tilted Kilt instead.....The ladies there are all sweet and innocent and are working their way through nun school. Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I wonder what he's doing? He's missing all the destructiveness and regurgitation.BenHe's probably asking Poppy "whats stinkyfinger?" or "why are the guys telling me to roll a fat girl in flour and look for the wet spot?" Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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