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Male squirrels chew the testicles off of newborn baby squirrels to cut down on competition, when their momma is out of the nest. Im prolly gonna draw the line right there though. He prolly wouldnt hold still long enough for that though, I sure wouldnt. randyp

Male squirrels chew the testicles off of newborn baby squirrels to cut down on competition, when their momma is out of the nest. Im prolly gonna draw the line right there though. He prolly wouldnt hold still long enough for that though, I sure wouldnt. randyp

You should look to hire "Momma" for a couple minutes to do the job. He'd never know what got to him the flick of the knife would be so fast.

Rob

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Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

All truly and honestly, when he made the offer of the boot up my ass, and I hit the brakes, and got out,,,,honestly, I figured I had prolly let my mouth and temper buy me a goood asswhooping. I wasnt sure what my next move would be, other than bury my boot in his testicles. Just one of those moments, lil voice said "Randy, is you crazy?" But, i was committed, and the big dumb bastard just took off walking. Huh! I guess I bluffed him. I dont weigh much, and i aint much of a imposing looking feller, whew, glad that bluff worked. (glad I had my super sharp benchmade knife too) randyp

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