RowdyRebel Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusW Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I have seen that before.One thing is for sure it better have two stations: one to board the ride and the other to "remove" the passengers.. Otherwise the would-be passengers might get cold feet. Quote -Thad What America needs is less bull and more Bulldog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I almost went like that when I was bout 12 years old. I aint kidding either. Me and coupla others was prowling pasture one day, was going cross top of tall steep pasture and spotted old tractor tire on top. Some young asshole mentoned getting inside it at top of hill and rolling to bottom. Naturally, I volunteered. (again, hold my beer and watch this shit). We stood it up, I got in cockpit (actually, middle of tire). I realized what bad judgement it was about 30 feet or so going down hill, I think I had started to achieve terminal velocity, realized I had no brake pedal inside tire, some asshole must have left that part on former tractor. As I was not wearing a G-suit at the time, I began to lose conciousness, wasnt even halfway down hill yet. I hit what they told me later was a small stump, and achieved liftoff, however, we had neglected to balance tire properly and instead of rolling when I came down, it was more of a tumble, at wich point I was happily ejected, or either I pulled ejection lever and punched out, kinda fuzzy at this point. Anyway, I was glad to be rid of tire, and finish getting all that vomit outa my mouth,,,randyp 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I almost forgot to add,,Parents, Dont let your 12 year olds try this at home! This act was performed by a highly trained 12 year old professional years ago, and should just be left at that. I didnt realize my body had that many orifices to exude fluid,,eyes, ears, nose, ass, mouth,,,,yeah, prolly my penis too. Its quite probable i ejected and ejaculated at same time,,,,randyp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 I almost forgot to add,,Parents, Dont let your 12 year olds try this at home! This act was performed by a highly trained 12 year old professional years ago, and should just be left at that. I didnt realize my body had that many orifices to exude fluid,,eyes, ears, nose, ass, mouth,,,,yeah, prolly my penis too. Its quite probable i ejected and ejaculated at same time,,,,randypIf there were a TMI award, you'd get it for that post right there..... Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 If there were a TMI award, you'd get it for that post right there..... Well, we could just change the title of your post to "What a fun way to ejaculate". randyp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Randy, You missed your calling. You could make a fortune writing for Larry The Cable Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenGiant2 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Lmao right now. Quote We the unwilling, Lead by the unqualified, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I did that in an aeroplane at an aerobatci contest! No fun waking up in a aeroplane...only reason I'm alive is that the plane was trimmed more or less for level flight! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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