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Happy Birthday Ben-ster!

You share it with a lot of people you never got to see in their prime:

Paula Abdul - dance your legs off

Lou Gehrig - hit the ball out of the park/disease named after him

Moe Howard - laugh until you cry

Miss Wallis Simpson - Did he really look at what he was giving the English Crown up for?

Blaise Pascal - confuse your ass with his math

John Donne - poet your Brit Lit teacher made you read

Now that I think about it, Miss Paula is the only one I knew about in her prime..............

I don't think any of them owned Mack trucks either, so you are cooler then they are - have a good one!

Have a really great birthday!! Spend it with a 4 H girl !!! Paul :bmod_trac:

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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