vision386 Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Thank Mrs. Vision if you like this one.............Three friends married women from different parts of the U.S.The first man married a woman from Wisconsin,He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning daily. It took a couple of days,but on the third day,he came home to a clean house and all the dishes done and put away.The second man married a woman from Montana,he gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,cooking,dishes and care for all the livestock. The first day he did'nt see any results,but the next day he saw it was getting better,by the the third day,he saw his house was clean,dishes were done,livestock all fed and watered,and a huge meal was on the table.The third man married a girl from New Jersey,he ORDERED her to keep the house spotless,dishes washed,lawn mowed,laundry washed and folded and three hot meals on the table per day. He said the first day he did'nt see anything,the second day nothing,but by the third day,some of the swelling had gone down enough that he could see a little out of his left eye,his arm had healed enough that he was able to fix himself a sammich,and load/unload the dishwasher.He still has some difficulty when he pees Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25834-jersey-girls/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25834-jersey-girls/#findComment-125325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 that was hilarious,,,and i certainly didnt expect that.hahahahahahahahahahahaha thanks mark......bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25834-jersey-girls/#findComment-125391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Hey, could you provide some pictures? Story time is so much better with pictures.Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25834-jersey-girls/#findComment-125407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Rider Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I think Rob married a Jersey girl. Quote #1 on A-model registryIf I drink because of work, why can't I drink at work? Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25834-jersey-girls/#findComment-125478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 And Philly Girls eat the New Jersey Girls for lunch...... Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25834-jersey-girls/#findComment-125479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 And Philly Girls eat the New Jersey Girls for lunch......PA all the way!!!Ben Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25834-jersey-girls/#findComment-125482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTFormula Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I got a jersey girl and she has big hair to boot. Quote ~ JT Burkard ~ AKA Sweaty Mackwww.jtresto.com www.wickedreputation.netwww.jonathanthomasmotorcars.com Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/25834-jersey-girls/#findComment-125491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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