Rob Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 While Bruce was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sun burned, he had an old straw hat over his private parts.A woman walks past and says snickering, "If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat for a lady."Bruce raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you were just a bit better looking, "it" would lift itself."Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/26005-the-old-straw-hat/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Funny, but I thought it was more on Vinney and the Farmers Daughters Thread. Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/26005-the-old-straw-hat/#findComment-126832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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