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Idk not his age anymore and I like my women older. But he'd have a ball with her

I think she's really into him and would like him into her.

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I think she's really into him and would like him into her.

Rob

I think your right. Think you need t go smack that nephew of yours he seems to be slacking. and your other nephew well he needs to look past the flipper of his and see some skirt action

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I think your right. Think you need t go smack that nephew of yours he seems to be slacking. and your other nephew well he needs to look past the flipper of his and see some skirt action

Yeah that youngun needs some work. We gonna be workin on that "tunnel vision" thing he's experiencing.

Rob

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I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" :loldude:

But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.

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I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" :loldude:

But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.

Ben

Ain't nuthin wrong with having friends that are female; I have many, (always have) and not sleeping with any of them. And just to clear that filthy mind of your's young man, I'm not sleeping with any of my guy friends neither!!

Uncle Rob

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I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" :loldude:

But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.

Ben

Trllinh you if she is hanging with you more then her Bf she wants you bad

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Ain't nuthin wrong with having friends that are female; I have many, (always have) and not sleeping with any of them. And just to clear that filthy mind of your's young man, I'm not sleeping with any of my guy friends neither!!

Uncle Rob

I concur. Got 2 women friends that I've known almost 20 years. both are hot. But just friends. Ain't nothing wrong with it either

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Never had much luck with the wimmins,even as a youngster,guess i was fortunate to find my wife,she says we're perfect for each-other,as we are the only people we can stand,and at this point no one else would have anything to do with either one of us!..........................Mark

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I dont sleep with any of my ladyfriends either, we just hump savagely and then they take their leave.

"...and fetch me a sammich before ya leave"

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I don't think so. If she wanted only the hat, she would ask for it and nephew would give it to her. Naw, she has resorted to playful "foreplay" which is to be gained upon.

Show her the back seat of an Imperial in the shop with a Detroit Diesel running in the background, (even on tape) and she's all your buddy boy. You'll be walking in a trance all the next day too.

Uncle Rob

...just don't ask her to marry you right afterwards...

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I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" :loldude:

But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.

Ben

this is such a good "fix that post"...but i'm not gonna do it...don't do it otherdog, don't do it!..don't do it- just leave it alone!

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C'mon Tom-DO IT DO IT!!!!

you're tryin' to egg me on now...really think I should do it?..naw, I cain't!..this is a family show,eh?

OK, it's in the VIP lounge.

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Waddya think?

Ben

I think you'll be 36 one day kicking yourself for not having the balls to make a move. Make a move dude!!!! You will have plenty of time to have friends that are girls when you are married. Next time she wants to wear your hat paper clip a rubber on there. Just make sure its a Magnum. Go bold my friend.

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I think you'll be 36 one day kicking yourself for not having the balls to make a move. Make a move dude!!!! You will have plenty of time to have friends that are girls when you are married. Next time she wants to wear your hat paper clip a rubber on there. Just make sure its a Magnum. Go bold my friend.

Reminds me of the devil on one shoulder, and the angle on the other in the movie "Animal House".

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you actually got permission to post that, even with all the photoshopping of other people's pictures that goes on here?..amazing!

Yep. This time I asked first and it worked. She posted a picture of me without my hat on Facebook (I look stupid) so I said, "Since you posted a picture of me on facebook, I should get to post a picture of you on BMT" and she said okay. So there it is.

Ben

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Yep. This time I asked first and it worked. She posted a picture of me without my hat on Facebook (I look stupid) so I said, "Since you posted a picture of me on facebook, I should get to post a picture of you on BMT" and she said okay. So there it is.

Ben

Tell her since her friends got to see you without a hat, your friends should get to see her without any clothing.

Fair is fair you know.

Uncle Rob

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Tell her since her friends got to see you without a hat, your friends should get to see her without any clothing.

Fair is fair you know.

Uncle Rob

First off, how old is she? Don't want to get arrested for viewing child porn just because I logged onto BMT....but if she's at least 18, then go for it.

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I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" :loldude:

But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.

Ben

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink583.html

...but being the younguns you is, you prolly had this version: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink6553.html ...or maybe thisun: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1708.html

BTW, fruity mixed drinks are for girls & girly men. :blah:

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First off, how old is she? Don't want to get arrested for viewing child porn just because I logged onto BMT....but if she's at least 18, then go for it.

I don't look for, or mean for that to actually happen in any shape or form.

Got to keep a "one up" on them women type or they'll leave you in the middle of the floor babbling and shit.

Rob

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