Rob Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Idk not his age anymore and I like my women older. But he'd have a ball with herI think she's really into him and would like him into her.Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I think she's really into him and would like him into her.RobI think your right. Think you need t go smack that nephew of yours he seems to be slacking. and your other nephew well he needs to look past the flipper of his and see some skirt action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I think your right. Think you need t go smack that nephew of yours he seems to be slacking. and your other nephew well he needs to look past the flipper of his and see some skirt actionYeah that youngun needs some work. We gonna be workin on that "tunnel vision" thing he's experiencing.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Yeah that youngun needs some work. We gonna be workin on that "tunnel vision" thing he's experiencing.RobOr lack of tunnel vision. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted July 12, 2012 Author Share Posted July 12, 2012 I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.BenAin't nuthin wrong with having friends that are female; I have many, (always have) and not sleeping with any of them. And just to clear that filthy mind of your's young man, I'm not sleeping with any of my guy friends neither!! Uncle Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted July 12, 2012 Author Share Posted July 12, 2012 Ain't nuthin wrong with having friends that are female; I have many,Uncle RobYep, and I'm going to hang out with about 15 of them at our local ag fair tonight. And they're all in 4-H.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Ain't nuthin wrong with having friends that are female; I have many, (always have) and not sleeping with any of them.I dont sleep with any of my ladyfriends either, we just hump savagely and then they take their leave. 1 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.BenTrllinh you if she is hanging with you more then her Bf she wants you bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slpwlker Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Ain't nuthin wrong with having friends that are female; I have many, (always have) and not sleeping with any of them. And just to clear that filthy mind of your's young man, I'm not sleeping with any of my guy friends neither!!Uncle RobI concur. Got 2 women friends that I've known almost 20 years. both are hot. But just friends. Ain't nothing wrong with it either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Never had much luck with the wimmins,even as a youngster,guess i was fortunate to find my wife,she says we're perfect for each-other,as we are the only people we can stand,and at this point no one else would have anything to do with either one of us!..........................Mark 1 Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I dont sleep with any of my ladyfriends either, we just hump savagely and then they take their leave."...and fetch me a sammich before ya leave" 1 Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I don't think so. If she wanted only the hat, she would ask for it and nephew would give it to her. Naw, she has resorted to playful "foreplay" which is to be gained upon.Show her the back seat of an Imperial in the shop with a Detroit Diesel running in the background, (even on tape) and she's all your buddy boy. You'll be walking in a trance all the next day too.Uncle Rob...just don't ask her to marry you right afterwards... Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Waddya think?Benyou actually got permission to post that, even with all the photoshopping of other people's pictures that goes on here?..amazing! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.Benthis is such a good "fix that post"...but i'm not gonna do it...don't do it otherdog, don't do it!..don't do it- just leave it alone! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 C'mon Tom-DO IT DO IT!!!! Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 C'mon Tom-DO IT DO IT!!!!you're tryin' to egg me on now...really think I should do it?..naw, I cain't!..this is a family show,eh?OK, it's in the VIP lounge. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 you're tryin' to egg me on now...really think I should do it?..naw, I cain't!..this is a family show,eh?OK, it's in the VIP lounge.NO BALLS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauthpk Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Waddya think?BenI think you'll be 36 one day kicking yourself for not having the balls to make a move. Make a move dude!!!! You will have plenty of time to have friends that are girls when you are married. Next time she wants to wear your hat paper clip a rubber on there. Just make sure its a Magnum. Go bold my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I think you'll be 36 one day kicking yourself for not having the balls to make a move. Make a move dude!!!! You will have plenty of time to have friends that are girls when you are married. Next time she wants to wear your hat paper clip a rubber on there. Just make sure its a Magnum. Go bold my friend.Reminds me of the devil on one shoulder, and the angle on the other in the movie "Animal House". Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted July 14, 2012 Author Share Posted July 14, 2012 you actually got permission to post that, even with all the photoshopping of other people's pictures that goes on here?..amazing!Yep. This time I asked first and it worked. She posted a picture of me without my hat on Facebook (I look stupid) so I said, "Since you posted a picture of me on facebook, I should get to post a picture of you on BMT" and she said okay. So there it is.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Yep. This time I asked first and it worked. She posted a picture of me without my hat on Facebook (I look stupid) so I said, "Since you posted a picture of me on facebook, I should get to post a picture of you on BMT" and she said okay. So there it is.BenTell her since her friends got to see you without a hat, your friends should get to see her without any clothing.Fair is fair you know.Uncle Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Tell her since her friends got to see you without a hat, your friends should get to see her without any clothing.Fair is fair you know.Uncle RobFirst off, how old is she? Don't want to get arrested for viewing child porn just because I logged onto BMT....but if she's at least 18, then go for it. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 I was with her last night too. We had this slushy-type shaved ice drink and it was called (no joke) "Sex on the Beach" and it was really good. It was kinda like pink lemonade and rasberry flavored. But it was funny when my buddy came up to us and said " watcha doin'?" and I was like "Well, we're enjoying some "Sex on the Beach" But seriously, me and her are really in the "Friend Zone". I've known her for like 5 years. She just really likes messing with me. No real "relationship" there. But she does hang out with me more than she hangs out with her boyfriend. She's a lot fun to be around.Benhttp://www.drinksmixer.com/drink583.html...but being the younguns you is, you prolly had this version: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink6553.html ...or maybe thisun: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1708.htmlBTW, fruity mixed drinks are for girls & girly men. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 First off, how old is she? Don't want to get arrested for viewing child porn just because I logged onto BMT....but if she's at least 18, then go for it.I don't look for, or mean for that to actually happen in any shape or form.Got to keep a "one up" on them women type or they'll leave you in the middle of the floor babbling and shit.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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