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They listen to everything but only hear what they want to!!!......KIDS

Diarrhea.

A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra.

The mom asks, "Why on earth do you need that?"

The little boy replies, "isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"

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Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian

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FUN-KNEE!!! Reminds me of a similar one...

A little girl with thorn in her hand runs in the house..."Mommy, Mommy, I have a thorn in my hand, get some cider!"

"Cider?" her Momma says, "Why do you want cider?"

The little girl replies "I heard big sister talking to her friends and she said whenever she gets a prick in hand she puts it inside her!"

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