Popular Post E9V8 Posted September 17, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 17, 2012 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said, "Thanks,"and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"She explained, "The egg timer's broken." 5 Quote TerryJulian, PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack mhe9 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 my wife is still laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 my wife is still laughingSo is mine, but not at this joke. 2 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said, "Thanks,"and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"She explained, "The egg timer's broken."You eat 1 minute eggs too? Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladislav Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Quote Никогда не бывает слишком много грузовиков! leversole 11.2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul roncetti Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Hi Vlad, You live and truck in Moscow? Paul Quote RONCETTI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I have morning sex every morning....I tap her on the shoulder and ask for some, she rolls over and says "fuck off." 1 Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladislav Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Hi Paul,I'm living 10 km outside Moscow but not trucking.I'm mostly making "morning sex" with my trucks.Have a lend of 28000m2, all the heavy metal is there.Vlad Quote Никогда не бывает слишком много грузовиков! leversole 11.2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladislav Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I have morning sex every morning....I tap her on the shoulder and ask for some, she rolls over and says "fuck off." :) :( !!! Quote Никогда не бывает слишком много грузовиков! leversole 11.2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladislav Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 No words, emotions only!Vlad Quote Никогда не бывает слишком много грузовиков! leversole 11.2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post storkmack Posted September 19, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2012 I just went and busted the shit out of the timer in the kitchen. -Brad 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Well Hell,,I thought I was the only one who liked 18 second soft eggs! randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog13407 Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 i dunno, im stilla youngin, mine says im still on the ''hard boiled egg stage'' as they take 15 min to cook..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 i dunno, im stilla youngin, mine says im still on the ''hard boiled egg stage'' as they take 15 min to cook.....Damn kids!!! Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 i dunno, im stilla youngin, mine says im still on the ''hard boiled egg stage'' as they take 15 min to cook.....What I used to do all nite, takes me all nite to do. Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Starting getting frisky with mine the other night, she said, "I have to get up at 5 in the morning!!" I told her no problem, if not done by 5, we will just quit where we're at. She didnt buy it. randyp 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike69mackman Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Lmfao!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Tom pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Joe where he’d first had sex.It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours, Tom recalled.That sounds wonderful, said Joe.Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?Baaaaa… Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Tom pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Joe where he’d first had sex.It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours, Tom recalled.That sounds wonderful, said Joe.Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?Baaaaa…Why am I not surprised? Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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