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Have a great birthday....no candle fires :)

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

Happy birthday Carl... Have a great day.... Who's older, you or your truck?

Me (barely) and I have had a lot rougher life! Thanks everyone.

And oh yeah; I'm now on the government dole collecting social security which makes me a 47 percenter and welfare recipient. Life is good!

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Money, sex, and fire; everybody thinks everyone else is getting more than they are!

Me (barely) and I have had a lot rougher life! Thanks everyone.

And oh yeah; I'm now on the government dole collecting social security which makes me a 47 percenter and welfare recipient. Life is good!

I would criticize you but I dont want to be labeled a racist. Also please advise your wife to use one "representative" candle, do not use the number of candles you need for your age, the radiant heat will light off your dining room.

TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS

Me (barely) and I have had a lot rougher life! Thanks everyone.

And oh yeah; I'm now on the government dole collecting social security which makes me a 47 percenter and welfare recipient. Life is good!

You get your obamaphone yet?

Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian

Also please advise your wife to use one "representative" candle, do not use the number of candles you need for your age

One of the funniest radio transmissions I heard during my career was dispatch calling an engine to tell them they could go in service from the alarm bells call they were responding to at an old folks home; "Fairfax to E-29, you can go ready the smoke detectors were set off by the candles on a ninety year olds birthday cake."

I'm hoping I can do that on my 90th.

Money, sex, and fire; everybody thinks everyone else is getting more than they are!

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