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neither is marriage

Thats why I prefer a lease to a purchase! and I get to trade up to the next newer model when they are available!!!!!! I wont say how old the one I was talking to the other day was, lets just say it made me feel dirty, and awesome at the same time!
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"Any Society that would give up a little LIBERTY to gain a little SECURITY will Deserve Neither and LOSE BOTH" -Benjamin Franklin

"If your gonna be STUPID, you gotta be TOUGH"

"You cant always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need"

This blond is driving her car,stopped at a red light she flags over to a truck driver to roll down the window,the driver rolls down the window and tells the driver he's losing his load,the driver smiles and waves. The light turns green and they move on,a few lights later she catches up with him again,she flags to him again,he rolls down the window,she tells him,he's losing his load,he grins and moves on at the green,a few more times she try's but he ingroies her. At the next light she pulls in front of him and runs to his window,jumps on his step,he rolls down the window,she says,"Sir,you keep losing your load!" He replies,"Lady I drive a salt truck,and its snowing!!'l

This must be Suzie

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Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian

Are you asking because you want to be her friend?

You beat me to this one! Or maybe Vinny wants to know how to "develop a relationship" with his "bad girl". :whistling:

Ken

PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack"

Vinny, you got a lot of growing before you want to mess with a girl like that, theyll scar you for life, me I'm already so messed up it doesn't matter anymore there's no hope for me.

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"Any Society that would give up a little LIBERTY to gain a little SECURITY will Deserve Neither and LOSE BOTH" -Benjamin Franklin

"If your gonna be STUPID, you gotta be TOUGH"

"You cant always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need"

Vinny, you got a lot of growing before you want to mess with a girl like that, theyll scar you for life, me I'm already so messed up it doesn't matter anymore there's no hope for me.

Very true hahaha

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Heres a good use for a "mudflap"..................................Mark

Poor chair has to hold all that ass....then smell like it. Good one Mark

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Find the truck!

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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