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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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"By the way June, I wish you would shave your beaver for me..."

"well,..ok Ward, if that's what you want- I'll do it tomorrow."

"Wow- that's all i'll be thinking about at work all day tomorrow!"

"Gee Ward, I never knew it was that big of a deal".

"That's swell June, I can hardly wait".

next day, down at the feed store...

"yes, i'd like some heavy duty shears, a straight razor, and 2 dozen Gillette safety razors please."

"golly gee ma'am, you must be gonna do some serious shearing there- you got some sheep or sumptin'?"

"Oh no, my husband wants me to shave my beaver for some reason- I don't get it either".

Feed store salesman looks shocked.

"Wow lady, you must have some bush!"

"no, not at all, i'd get pruning shears for my bush, i'm just shaving my beaver".

Feed store salesman faints.

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