Thinking

[farmer52]

Having now been retired for a while, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

Did some things around the farm today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally, I thought about the age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.

[hatcity]

Yup, the beer is working

[Green Dash]

That's deep, man.

[RowdyRebel]

I thought I smelled something burning....

[umodelnut]

Wow! Never thought of that.

[staxx]

What brand beer you drinking Iam going to get some rite now!!!

[JTFormula]

Is that a home brew you are cooking up?

[randyp]

heh heh,,,Your my hero. World needs more deductive, pondiferous thinkers,,,,and less kicks in the nuts. I wouldnt mind a good kick in the nuts every once in a while, least something would be going on down there, maybe even swell again like it used to. randyp

[David]

[41chevy]

Now that your in a pondering mood answer me this. Water south of the equator flows counter clock wise in the drain...Sooo do you need a reverse flow water pump on you engine? Blank minds want to know...

[Apple dog]

I've been doing some heavy deductive about something and I can't finger this out. So i''m axin for a good answer. Where does the white go when snow melts.

[David]

I've been doing some heavy deductive about something and I can't finger this out. So i''m axin for a good answer. Where does the white go when snow melts.

Same place your taxes go.

[farmer52]

Too many questions, too little beer!

[220cummins]

pretty good logic! i never thought of it that way!

[41chevy]

I've been doing some heavy deductive about something and I can't finger this out. So i''m axin for a good answer. Where does the white go when snow melts.

Same place all the used tire rubber goes on the roads?

[JumperAndSon]

Snow is actually clear! It reflects white light to make it look white, hope this helps!

Drinking I.C. light to help me ponder.

Tim

[farmer52]

Snow is actually clear! It reflects white light to make it look white, hope this helps!

Drinking I.C. light to help me ponder.

Tim

dang...that is heavy pondering!

'mazing what beer will do for your pondering!

[rsb502]

Hmmm, all valid points, and having been kicked in the nuts I cant say I would ask for another. I do wonder what kind of Beer someon has to drink to deduce the answer to lifes BIG questions, like, why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? I would think something with a bit of an aftertaste Ill guess Milwaukees Beast aged no less than 14 years!

[randyp]

Now that your in a pondering mood answer me this. Water south of the equator flows counter clock wise in the drain...Sooo do you need a reverse flow water pump on you engine? Blank minds want to know...

Now that your in a pondering mood answer me this. Water south of the equator flows counter clock wise in the drain...Sooo do you need a reverse flow water pump on you engine? Blank minds want to know...

Im not an authority on the water flow theory my good friend,,,but i can tell you from experience i never ever want to have another "reverse flow" 300 Mack engine on a steep incline. I earned my doctorate in bass ackward running engines that day! randyp (air filters were not engineered to be mufflers)

[JumperAndSon]

Whew, the beast is kinda rough. A Parkway is called that because it was originally designed as a highway through a park, the Pittsburgh Parkway was designed with a green space median, but financial and space limitations relegated it to its present state.

Old Milwaukee 16 oz was a drink of choice back in the day, however, the Beast was a last resort.

Tim

[41chevy]

Snow is actually clear! It reflects white light to make it look white, hope this helps!

Drinking I.C. light to help me ponder.

Tim

Snow ain't white in New York...Brown , black or yellow...... but ain't white.

[rsb502]

Snow aint white cause of tha pollution of yo truck man!, I do love to make the Superdog lay down a good cloud in town when I can, pretty easy with no puff limiter really shift early get the rpm down to about 900 and roll into about half throttle, instant smoke screen.

[2stacksuperdog]

Snow aint white cause of tha pollution of yo truck man!, I do love to make the Superdog lay down a good cloud in town when I can, pretty easy with no puff limiter really shift early get the rpm down to about 900 and roll into about half throttle, instant smoke screen.

Everybody loves it when ours goes through the center of town you cant see behind you fro a good 30 seconds

[JumperAndSon]

There's a guy that uses an old Superliner everyday back and forth from Pittsburgh and back an I see him all the time. He uses it to haul coal, and he rolls coal too

Ben

[Green Dash]

I wouldnt mind a good kick in the nuts every once in a while, least something would be going on down there, maybe even swell again like it used to. randyp

Good times....

A Parkway is called that because it was originally designed as a highway through a park, the Pittsburgh Parkway was designed with a green space median, but financial and space limitations relegated it to its present state.

Tim

But it does offer daily opportunities to park your car, depending on your direction of travel and the time of day. Why do so many people deal with that congestion every day when there are so many roads that lead nowhere and have less traffic?