Chips & Dip Conundrum...

[RowdyRebel]

When the bag of chips and jar of dip are both freshly opened, you have large chips and plentiful dip. As you eat more chips, the pieces in the bag get smaller and smaller as the dip get farther and farther from the top of the jar. By mid-bag & mid jar, it starts getting more and more difficult to get the dip onto the chips.

...so how do you reach the bottom of the dip jar with the small pieces of chips that always settle to the bottom of the bag (and therefore are eaten last)?

Sure, I could SPOON the dip out onto a plate or into a bowl....but then I'd have dishes to wash. I'm looking for a simple solution to a complex problem, here....and I figgered who better to ask than y'all here at BMT? Some mighty resourceful minds reside in these here forums...

[mike69mackman]

Didnt you know obamas obesity czars des wined it that way so you eat less and therefore don't contribute to obesity in the USA . As for solving your problem use a plastic spoon and apply directly to chip and when jar is empty through it all out. No dishes.

[farmer52]

I buy the short fat jar with big opening. That way my fingers reach to the bottom of the jar. Also, look at the bag of chips before buying and get a bag with mostly large chips. Make sure you don't pile heavy items on the bag when bringing home from the store. But I reach a point when I just pitch both in the garbage.

You could also stack the large chips and eat them last.

[mack mhe9]

dig to the bottom of the chip bag for the small chips and start with those first?

[1958 F.W.D.]

When the chips get small, and the dip level gets low in the jar, you say "Bitch, fetch me a new bag of chips and a new jar of dip!"

Then, when she smashes the current jar over your head, you just use the small pieces of chip to scoop off the pieces of glass. I find also, that when you grind up the small chip pieces into a dough-like consistency and stuff them into the head wound that you now have, they stop the bleeding pretty well. Just dont let the dog start licking your now tasty head when she throws you outside.

[other dog]

Didnt you know obamas obesity czars des wined it that way so you eat less and therefore don't contribute to obesity in the USA . As for solving your problem use a plastic spoon and apply directly to chip and when jar is empty through it all out. No dishes.

oh...well, yeah, I was gonna say use fingers, like I do, but I guess a plastic spoon would work as well.

[Apple dog]

I sometimes just turn the bag upside down and open the bottom of the bag. Little chips and a jar full of dip.

[RowdyRebel]

I sometimes just turn the bag upside down and open the bottom of the bag. Little chips and a jar full of dip.

Knowing me, if I opened the bottom of the bag instead of the top, I'd forget I opened it ass-backwards & dump 'em all over the floor when I reached for another chip. I'm sure Dozer would enjoy that....but then I'd have a jar of dip & no chips.

[41chevy]

Mix the little chips with whats left of the dip. eat it with a spork like oat meal...

[Green Dash]

That's what I do with dip or salza. Dump the crumbs into the jar and stir.

[JTFormula]

Pretzel rods will help get the stuff on the bottom of the jar. Then you don't have to wash a spoon.

[RowdyRebel]

My brother took me to a Tilted Kilt up in Peoria when I swung through town on my way home....nice place. 'Round here we've got Show-Me's...although the one in Cape closed and I refuse to spend any money in Carbondale. Next closest one is in Paducah or Evansville....and that's just a little too far to drive for a burger.