Popular Post heavyhauler Posted February 16, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2013 For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know jack Schitt", you can correct them! Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumperAndSon Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 That's some good stuff there haha.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39 Baby Mack Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know jack Schitt", you can correct them! Sincerely, Crock O. SchittI think I've meet most of them!Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dds92780 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 WOW Quote Slow and Steady Wins the Race! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I explained all this to my wife and she said "that's pretty impressive, but you still don't know Jack Schitt".Next question: Who is Squat? She says I don't know him either, and she's right. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyhauler Posted February 16, 2013 Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 Diddly squat isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hatcity Posted February 16, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2013 For some tme, this forum has been a fun and informative place.Most jokes have been related to the poster or other member of the forum.UNTIL TODAY!!It has become personal when you start talking about my family,,,,and ex wife. 4 Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenGiant2 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 LMAO Quote We the unwilling, Lead by the unqualified, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umodelnut Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 That's pretty freakin hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Diddly squat isn't it?I don't know. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike69mackman Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Learn something new everyday lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know jack Schitt", you can correct them! Sincerely, Crock O. SchittThey must be from Kentucky...Awe Schitt was married to O. SchittJack Schitt married Noe SchittDeep Schitt married Dumb SchittDip Schitt married Loda Schitt...talk about keeping it in the family! 1 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyhauler Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 Yes indeed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoClueJoe66 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 That's some crazy shit Quote This message was brought to you by Hargraves Potted Meat Product. Chopped full of "Peckers & Lips" since 1933 - John Boy & Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoClueJoe66 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I haven't heard a shitting thing about that Quote This message was brought to you by Hargraves Potted Meat Product. Chopped full of "Peckers & Lips" since 1933 - John Boy & Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phase 1 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I still can't quite figure it out. I have been called Schitthead, but I am not related in any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I still can't quite figure it out. I have been called Schitthead, but I am not related in any way.Poppa? Is that you?It's me , Whatta Schitthead. Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ap40rocktruck Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 so THAT is the family running the Mack dealer near the intersection of I-81 & I-90...........LMAORick Quote Richard MarkOwner / Master Model Maker Industrial Model DesignAp40rocktruck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realwolfdaddy Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know jack Schitt", you can correct them! Sincerely, Crock O. SchittBut who is "hole in the ground"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 But who is "hole in the ground"?From what I've been told, Hole in the Ground is related to someone named Your Ass, or at least they look alike. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Are the Shinola family related somehow? Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I agree with hatcity,,,Leava my dern family outta all this nonsense! Calm down cousin bullshit,,,he dint mean it. randyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I too takes offense to that! maybe some kin of mine from Germany before we changed our name from "Forbrains".........................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Horse Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Outstanding! As are all the wise ass comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phase 1 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Are the Shinola family related somehow?No - that is where they live. You don't know Schitt from Shinola ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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