Popular Post other dog Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 I've got a few wild grapes growing around the edge of the yard and in the woods. Most of them are too high to reach-I don't have a forklift, like we used at the shop, or even a ladder for that matter.So I ordered this grape picker tool from ACME Products. Cost $499.18 and it included 5 sticks, 4 tie straps, a used miracle-gro bucket, and a strip of aluminum off an old storm door. Had to assemble it myself. Theoretically, if I duct tape the bucket to the stick, then put a bunch of grapes in the slot between the two top sicks and pull down,the grapes should fall into the bucket. Theoretically that is, haven actually tried it out yet. 6 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thomastractorsvc Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 wow what a great tool, I think I am going to order one! Crap, I don't have any wild grapes! That's ok I think I will get one anyways, never know when a ACME grape picker thingy will come in handy.I am not sure though if it would be handier than my ACME gas hammer? 7 Quote Robert"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j hancock Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 As seen on TV...Buy Now and Save! Quote JimIt doesn't cost anything to pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post vision386 Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 Nice tools! Tom,when you get them grapes picked,you can make some Vino,and use the handy dandy ACME cheese slicer for some cheese to go with it!...........................................Mark 3 Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Unfortunately- the Obama engineering award is no longer available.However, I did give you the "wrench" award.I hope this is a reasonable substitute.If not, maybe some hot dogs will suffice Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 22, 2013 Author Share Posted September 22, 2013 I'm...i'm touched...I don't know what to say- thank you hatcity, thank you very much indeed. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Freightrain Posted September 23, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2013 But WAIT....................if you order in the next 60 minutes.........................................each order comes with a surprise gift................ 3 Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Dash Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 The real Other Dog looks genuinely concerned.Red seedless grapes are on sale for $2.49 lb this week at Giant Eagle. I'll go pick some there. 1 Quote Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 wow what a great tool, I think I am going to order one! Crap, I don't have any wild grapes! That's ok I think I will get one anyways, never know when a ACME grape picker thingy will come in handy.I am not sure though if it would be handier than my ACME gas hammer?acme gashammer.jpgWork as good as my ACME RAG WRENCH? (dot approved) Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j hancock Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 To protect your rights, please contact a patent lawyer for your gizmos....ah, inventions!"Could be a lot of money in your future!"I got that last line out of a fortune cookie. Quote JimIt doesn't cost anything to pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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