Rob Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I found this funny as I am a federal civil service employee myself.....RobA guy goes to the IRS to apply for a job....The interviewer asks him, 'Have you been in the service?''Yes,' he says. 'I was in the armed forces for three years.'The interviewer says, 'That will give you extra points toward employment' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'The guy says, 'Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'The interviewer tells the guy, 'OK, I can hire you right now the hours are from 8:00 a.m. Till 5:00 P.M.You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 a.m.'The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8:00 a.m. Till 5:00 p.m., the why do you want me to come in at 10:00 a.m.?''This is a government job', the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.' Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/3756-government-job/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermodynediesel Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Good one. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/3756-government-job/#findComment-19069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
theakerstwo Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I like that. Quote glenn akers Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/3756-government-job/#findComment-19071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
1958 F.W.D. Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Former federal employee myself (DoD Civilian Firefighter) I have heard a LOT of Gov't employee jokes but that one is the BEST!One of my favorite lines is 'Close enough for Government work!" Quote TWO STROKES ARE FOR GARDEN TOOLS Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/3756-government-job/#findComment-19108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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