LocomotiveBreath Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 According to my wife: "Everything you own is worth what it will bring across the scales". That is a direct quote. I only wish I weren't serious.RobAnd that is only $2.00 a hundred right now. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Man....I got it GOOD!! My g/f even offered to BUY ME A NEW MOTOR for my B model!! She won't allow me to SELL the truck either!!! Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Man....I got it GOOD!! My g/f even offered to BUY ME A NEW MOTOR for my B model!! She won't allow me to SELL the truck either!!!yes,you do-she sounds like a keeper! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23145 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocomotiveBreath Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Man....I got it GOOD!! My g/f even offered to BUY ME A NEW MOTOR for my B model!! She won't allow me to SELL the truck either!!!Notice he said g/f, everything changes when they get papers on you. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23147 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 don't worry I'm not working on that part...lol! Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DADDYSLILGURL Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Man's Best Friend A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. Then open the boot and see which one is really happy to see you! Rob, please don't tell her this joke. Believe me they DO NOT have a sense of humour. Rod.OK I ADMIT THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL BUT.......... IF ANY GUY DID IT TO ME I BETTER BE PASSED OUT WHEN THEY OPEN THAT TRUNK!!!! NOT A HAPPY KELLY COMIN OUT OF IT Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyCharger Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 OK I ADMIT THIS JOKE IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL BUT.......... IF ANY GUY DID IT TO ME I BETTER BE PASSED OUT WHEN THEY OPEN THAT TRUNK!!!! NOT A HAPPY KELLY COMIN OUT OF IT Oops!!! Quote Proud owner of;1961 Mack B61 prime mover.1981 International ACCO 1810C DualCab Fire Truck Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DADDYSLILGURL Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Oops!!! funny funny funny ha Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I used to tell my ex that trucks,cars and bikes was a lot better than booze,drugs and sleazy women as a hobby,and a lot less harmful,but if it bugged her that much,I could explore some of the other options;that usually settled her down pretty good. And NO-the hobbies had nothing to do with why she's my ex. Speed Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 funny funny funny ha what?!!I just talked to your Ma, and she said they had to lock you in the closet regularly because they couldn't do anything with you, but then you got to liking it too much, so they had to come up with a new plan...and they're still working on it. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 what?!!I just talked to your Ma, and she said they had to lock you in the closet regularly because they couldn't do anything with you, but then you got to liking it too much, so they had to come up with a new plan...and they're still working on it. My closet was rubber lined. Helped me keep my sanity.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DADDYSLILGURL Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 what?!!I just talked to your Ma, and she said they had to lock you in the closet regularly because they couldn't do anything with you, but then you got to liking it too much, so they had to come up with a new plan...and they're still working on it. NAH I WASNT IN A CLOSET I WAS IN THE 6FT BED OF AN CHEVY S10 OR IN THE BUNK OF A PETE!!!!!! I HAD THE COOLEST PLAY-PENS Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollweevil Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 I am glad to see DADDYSLILGURL back, Since she got that CDL, I was afraid she had taken a load to California, and couldn't find a load back east. One of the worst things that can happen is to start looking over your shoulder at that bunk. Next thing you know you'll want to start stopping and eating. Sleeping and eating, sleeping and eating, ruined more drivers than you can shake a stick at. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-23382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DADDYSLILGURL Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I am glad to see DADDYSLILGURL back, Since she got that CDL, I was afraid she had taken a load to California, and couldn't find a load back east. One of the worst things that can happen is to start looking over your shoulder at that bunk. Next thing you know you'll want to start stopping and eating. Sleeping and eating, sleeping and eating, ruined more drivers than you can shake a stick at.AWW THANKS HUN I GLAD TO BE BACK!!!! LOL AND NO WORRIES AA BOUT THE BUNK......... MY TRUCK DOESNT HAVE ONE Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/4346-im-afraid-my-ass-is-had/page/2/#findComment-24769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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