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Heard this on the radio yesterday. Poor bugger was performing his morning constitutional when this bugger came out of the toilet and bit his twig and berries. He had an epic fight and finally tied it to the door knob and called help. 

 

Edited by HeavyGunner

The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.

The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another.

Just like trying to have a crap at home and you cant get no peace anywhere the wife the kids the bloody phone and what now a snake enough of this bull shit surely a man can have a crap in peace !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 hours ago, HeavyGunner said:

Heard this on the radio yesterday. Poor bugger was performing his morning constitutional when this bugger came out of the toilet and bit his twig and berries. He had an epic fight and finally tied it to the door knob and called help. 

 

I misread this the first time.  He tied the snake to the doorknob, then called.  I thought he tied the "twig" to the door.  :)

Lol I see how you could come to that conclusion after re-reading my post. Have a safe Memorial Day weekend. 

The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.

The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another.

I see at the end of the video that the snake is wearing a condom on his head..:lol:

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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