Popular Post Rob Posted April 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2018 Don't happen very often but "Momma" surely surprised me today. Says she was watching "Dr. Oz" on television and wants to start a "sensible" diet to lose 10 pounds per month. That would be 80 pounds by Christmas which would be a quarter of her weight now!!! Said my telling her to "turn" sideways when walking through doorways in the house to keep from rubbing the paint off the jambs "pushed" her to the decision. I'm really happy it wasn't because I called her "triple ripple" the world famous female midget mud wrestler in public because she really would have taken exception to that. Should see her when I talk about her lead, and two lieutenant chins as that tends to upset her too. Man that woman can cuss when she's annoyed with ole Rob..... Hopefully she'll stick with it this time but she will have a tough time giving up those two boxes of chocolate "Bon Bons" a day I know right off as we've hoed this row before. 1 4 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53257-surprised-me/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlotpilot Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 true or not you better hope she never reads this post 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53257-surprised-me/#findComment-397932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 She reads everything I post believe it or not as I have nothing to hide. One of her favorite responses is; "I'm just gonna have to nut you". Which shuts me up for a spell..... 1 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53257-surprised-me/#findComment-397941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Figured it wouldn't take you long to get back into complain'n bout Momma's weight......... 1 2 Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53257-surprised-me/#findComment-397946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) We just had the front room plastered a few months ago and reverberations through the house when she walks has already started it to cracking so I'm "cracking down". I'm getting tired of scraping out her toenail cheese cause she can't reach down that far too. Isn't too bad till she starts getting some feeling back into the feet after setting for a few minutes relieving them of the extreme compression/ weight release cause then she starts that giggling shit on me. Edited April 30, 2018 by Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53257-surprised-me/#findComment-397948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtymilkman Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 You could always trade her for 3, 110 pounders. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53257-surprised-me/#findComment-397988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Dirtymilkman said: You could always trade her for 3, 110 pounders. I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to keep up then. At least ole "Momma" moves kinda slow. I've learned though when she gets to leaning, get the hell out of the way cause momentum is not in your favor if contact is made. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53257-surprised-me/#findComment-397994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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