41chevy Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 4 months ago I stated to try to apply for my required DHS License to purchase 44 gallon containers of VP Nitromethane fuel for when my vintage race car is ready to run at the Nostalgia Funnycar meets. Called the DHS in Virginia, DC and the Eastern Command Center. After 3 months today I finally got the CSAT Top Screen Questions forms. 167 pages of which 160 pages are required to answer questions. No exceptions ALL Questions must be answered or application is rejected and a one year WAIT TO RE APPLY. Ain't gubberment great? Local fire Department and Va state police signed off on me explosion resistant storage building and issued the town, county and state permits to safely store it which are pending the DHS permit to purchase it. SECTION 20: GENERAL REGULATIONS, ENGINE: 1, 1:6 FUEL, Nitromethane Regulations for Racing use The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) continues to regulate the use and handling of nitromethane in racing. The law requires anyone who possesses 400 pounds (42 gallons) or more of nitromethane to complete and submit a "Top Screen" questionnaire to the Department of Homeland Security. The Top Screen questionnaire is an exhaustive screening tool that requires a great deal of detail to complete. Failure to comply can lead to penalties up to $25,000 per day, having the racing activity shut down and all vehicles and equipment seized of person(s) violating the DHS regulation. For additional information and instruction, we encourage you contact the Department of Homeland Security. 1 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtymilkman Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Almost takes the fun out of it. 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 geeeeeeeesus are you shitten me?????????????? what a country.......bob 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 I think it would be easier to ask for a can of Plutonium? 1 Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Freightrain said: I think it would be easier to ask for a can of Plutonium? I needed some Plutonium for my flux capacitor, got it at Sams Club with a coupon. This is all because of the Timothy Mcvey bought 40 gallons to make his bomb for the Oklahoma attack from a vendor at an NHRA event and the NHRA was held liable for the sale by the families lawyers, the State and the Feds, so now it's jump through hoops to get it with a cradle to grave paper trail. Even affects the RC hobby boys with their Nitro fuel for RC cars and aircraft. That's why most are going electric or 4 stroke gas. Edited July 25, 2018 by 41chevy 2 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
grayhair Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) Also, 3 hours ago, 41chevy said: I needed some Plutonium for my flux capacitor, got it at Sams Club with a coupon. And, your gonna have to have some Xenon Difluoride to make it work. I'd send you some of mine but the dog knocked my bottle over. It broke, and then he peed on it. So it immediately vaporized. I'll send the wife down to Tractor Supply to see if they have some... https://www.reade.com/products/xenon-difluoride-xef2 Edited July 25, 2018 by grayhair 2 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 4 hours ago, grayhair said: Also, And, your gonna have to have some Xenon Difluoride to make it work. I'd send you some of mine but the dog knocked my bottle over. It broke, and then he peed on it. So it immediately vaporized. I'll send the wife down to Tractor Supply to see if they have some... https://www.reade.com/products/xenon-difluoride-xef2 Box Turtle pee run through a Britta filter works just as well but require s60 billion Bubbawatts for 1000 hours 1 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
12V71 Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 I wonder what DHS has to say about Di-hydrogen monoxide. That's some bad stuff from what I hear. Inhalation hazard, contact hazard, ingestion hazard, this stuff is just dangerous according to the MSDS. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 On 7/26/2018 at 1:27 AM, 12V71 said: I wonder what DHS has to say about Di-hydrogen monoxide. That's some bad stuff from what I hear. Inhalation hazard, contact hazard, ingestion hazard, this stuff is just dangerous according to the MSDS. Most likely on their list. seems to be an ever expanding list of "feared" chemicals. 1 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezrider Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 gesh i never would have thought such a small quantity would require so many hoops to jump threw. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403253 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickfarms Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I wonder what DHS has to say about Di-hydrogen monoxide. That's some bad stuff from what I hear. Inhalation hazard, contact hazard, ingestion hazard, this stuff is just dangerous according to the MSDS. Good one Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/53894-buried-in-dhs-paperwork/#findComment-403417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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