70mackMB Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 30 minutes ago, doubleclutchinweasel said: If you’re still weed-eating around a tree that fell more than 2 years ago… lf mowing around one counts. Then l am one! 👍 .....Hippy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjc transport Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Well ya gots ta weedy whacker under it, cause the ridin mower thinger dont fit under it! 1 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GA_Dave Posted May 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2023 20 hours ago, Joey Mack said: I know a little bit about an un-expected fire... We say ''Sh!t Happens'' It does...... and sometimes it's a Hell of a Surprise !!!!.. I made a career out of that happening! "No one ever called us because someone did something smart!" 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 22, 2023 Author Share Posted May 22, 2023 "If you can rest a beer bottle on your belly while standing upright..." 1 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 23, 2023 Author Share Posted May 23, 2023 If you got a ticket during your driving test... Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 OK that last one was too funny I am sure it’s happened, but then again, the inspector would have to be a redneck as well… Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 Do you know genius,,,, this is a driving test, right????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 24, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2023 If you swung by the package store during your driving test... 1 2 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 And one for the ladies... If you think Artificial Intelligence is your husband talking about cars... 1 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70mackMB Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 3 hours ago, 70mackMB said: Awesome! 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 23 hours ago, doubleclutchinweasel said: If you swung by the package store during your driving test... Took me a couple of times to figure this out. We don’t call them that here. I was thinking you were talking about UPS or FedEx drop off ha ha. And yes the roof vent was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 25, 2023 Author Share Posted May 25, 2023 If you went off-road during your driving test... Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 25, 2023 Author Share Posted May 25, 2023 If you had to change a tire during your driving test... Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 25, 2023 Author Share Posted May 25, 2023 If you listened to the NASCAR race during your driving test... Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70mackMB Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjc transport Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 if your workin TV sits on top of two non working TV;s, you may be a redneck!!! 1 1 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechohaulic Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 5/18/2023 at 5:37 PM, 70mackMB said: If you have a Mack bulldog on the hood of your pick-up! You may be........... .....Hippy guilty in the first degree. even had the base cut to fit the '77 F-350 Ford hood. glad you didn't specify real red neck if you have the F O R D letters replaced with M A C K. guilty as charged. won't mention the Mack mirrors or the half dogs on fenders; rear mud flaps or 13 speed shift knob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Dammit !! I had a small rookie rod Bulldog on the forks of a 70's minibike.. Now I wish I took a picture of it.. Still have the Bulldog.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Joey Mack Posted May 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2023 If your home made truck is made from 3-4 different trucks,(77,78,79) and has 2 kill switches and a starter button, instead of a key switch, and the park brake (actually works) but the release is a vise grip pliers, and,,,,,,, it Beep's when you back up,,,,,, Not only are YOU me!!!! But ,, Youuuuu Might be a Redneck... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 I drive this truck regularly... Git'r Done!!! Oh wait,,, that;s one of the other guy's... anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Joey Mack said: If your home made truck is made from 3-4 different trucks,(77,78,79) and has 2 kill switches and a starter button, instead of a key switch, and the park brake (actually works) but the release is a vise grip pliers, and,,,,,,, it Beep's when you back up,,,,,, Not only are YOU me!!!! But ,, Youuuuu Might be a Redneck... My truck is only made from 2 trucks, I think, it has a push button starter, and I disconnect a battery cable when it's parked because something drains the battery, but it doesn't beep when I back up. Guess that disqualifies me! 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Joey Mack said: Dammit !! I had a small rookie rod Bulldog on the forks of a 70's minibike.. Now I wish I took a picture of it.. Still have the Bulldog.. I had one on my bass drum set when I was a teenager. I wonder if I was the only one in the world that did that and yes, I still have the bulldog drum set was sold over 50 years ago.. Bob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Too many likes fellas . Thanks for all the cool post.Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 My favorite is still go to a family gathering to pick up chicks ha ha. I think double clutching weasel already brought something like that up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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